Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I think I drew too many roughs last week. Let's check them out. I wasn't sure if this idea worked. I think I came up with it on a Thursday. I asked my two proofers if they got it. I thought it either works really well or it's total garbage. Then my CNN editor wanted... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump promised us his Tulsa Rally would be like something no one has ever seen before. That did not turn out to be true because I've seen empty seats before. Now, where was it? Oh yeah. His rally in Fredericksburg, Virginia in 2016. That room was only half full too. Donald Trump held his... Continue Reading →
Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 20, 2020. Come for the Trump hate. Leave with the Trump virus. Either way, you're one infected sycophantic Kool-Aid goose-stepping troglodyte. Donald Trump does not care about his supporters. If you're one of them, he does not care about you. The proof of this is him holding a rally today that he... Continue Reading →
After murder charges were brought against Garrett Rolfe, the former Atlanta police officer who fatally shot Rayshard Brooks, a black man, twice in the back, a number of Atlanta Police officers called in sick Wednesday night just before a shift change in protest of a cop being held accountable. Or maybe it's over the TV... Continue Reading →
You can't say Donald Trump isn't qualified for the presidency because a lot of people wrote books about how awful he is. Every president has had that. But no president has been criticized as much or as harshly as Donald Trump has been by people who worked for him. While Donald Trump can call them... Continue Reading →
We now have a new guide for knowing if you're a racist. If you're upset over Aunt Jemima being retired, you're a racist. And you can cut that shit, "I grew up with Aunt Jemima." So what? How does devouring racist pancakes as a child prove you're not a racist today? And no, if you... Continue Reading →
As it turns out, there is a cure for anything that ails you. Don't look for it. Donald Trump has the answer to the coronavirus. He said, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases if any." That means if you don't weigh yourself, then you didn't put on any pounds during... Continue Reading →
Right now, someone at Hobby Lobby is crying their homophobic balls off. The Supreme Court decided by a 6-3 margin, that the 1964 Civil Rights Act also protects gay and transgender workers from workplace discrimination. Let me put this so the fucknuts can comprehend it: Your boss can't fire you for being gay...so you can... Continue Reading →
Against the advice of health officials, the city of Tulsa, and a lot of people who are a lot smarter than he is, Donald Trump is proceeding with his hate rally in Oklahoma, now scheduled for June 20 after caving in to pressure not to display his racism by having it on Juneteenth. Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Gerald Ford was a clumsy president. And I'm not talking with policy though that Nixon pardon was a huge mess, but Ford literally fell down the steps of Air Force One. He had a bum knee from playing college football and maybe the steps were wet. Shit happens, right? But he also fell UP the... Continue Reading →
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