Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
We've always known Donald Trump puts himself before anyone or anything else. Presidential oath be damned. Donald Trump only cares about Donald Trump. Donald Trump will sell out everyone he knows. He will sell out his country. Sometimes he does it for power. Sometimes he does it for his ego. And sometimes, he does it... Continue Reading →
Why can't we trade Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, and Tucker Carlson to Russia for WNBA star Brittney Griner? Brittney Griner was wrongly imprisoned. Even in a fascist oppressive state like Russia where the justice system is less consistent than Facebook's algorithms, nobody should be sent to prison for possessing... Continue Reading →
Bad news, pro-choice ladies. Rapey McForehead says you're too ugly to sleep with and impregnate. Awww...I know. You're heartbroken. I know you had your hopes up. Sorry. Matt Gaetz is a vile reprehensible disgusting troll, so it makes perfect sense he kinda looks like a garden troll. But even garden trolls in their late 30s... Continue Reading →
On January 7, 2021, the day after the white nationalist attack on Congress while Trump was watching it all unfold on TV for 187 minutes, Trump attempted to record a video condemning his followers for the attack. In the original script, Trump was supposed to say things like "heinous," the attackers would "pay," and the... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. This made me laugh along with my editors at CNN. I almost nearly drew it Friday morning for my newspaper clients, but then the Josh Hawley thing happened. Right as I was finishing my Hawley cartoon, my... Continue Reading →
Republicans don't want to talk about gay marriage, interracial marriage, birth control, or free and fair elections right now. Why it's like last year when they didn't want to talk about abortion. Last year during Virginia's gubernatorial race, the goon, er...Republican candidate, Glenn Youngkin, didn't want to talk about abortion and the Democratic candidate, Terry... Continue Reading →
I admit this cartoon is a cheap shot. Also, rape isn't something that should be made light of, even prison rape...unless it involves Steve Bannon and it's really funny. This is a cheap joke and I don't expect any of my clients to run it, but it made me laugh. I can't help it. I'm... Continue Reading →
This is a pretty big batch of roughs, so get comfortable. There are several ideas on abortion in this batch and I thought a couple were stronger than this one. I did consider making an official cartoon of this. I like it. I liked this one too. I do believe every Republican needs to be... Continue Reading →
On September 11, 2001, President George W. Bush was reading a book to school children in a Sarasota classroom when his Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispered into his big-ass ear that a second plane had flown into the World Trade Center. Bush continued with the reading of "The Pet Goat," (often mistakenly referred to... Continue Reading →
There's no shame in running for your life from an angry racist mob. If you're in the path of a mob of white nationalists with nooses easily led by the bullshit of shitweasels, you better run. The day after the attack on the Capitol by Trump's goons trying to overturn an election he lost, we... Continue Reading →
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