Make America Dumb Again


So I watched last night's Republican debate and yes, I feel a little bit dumber for doing so. It was the second GOP debate this campaign season and it wasn't an improvement over the first one. It was so bad that at one point, the moderates were talking over each other. And just like the... Continue Reading →

Clown Car 24


There were at least 17 Republican presidential candidates in the 2016 presidential primaries. With Donald Trump leading the pack over candidates like Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham, Rick Perry, Scott Walker, Bobby Jindal, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, Carly Fiorina, and Ben Carson, it was truly a circus of... Continue Reading →

Corona Bingo


Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Chris Christie, Kayleigh McEnany, Stephen Miller, Thom Tillis, Mike Lee, Ron Johnson, Hope Hicks, Nicholas Luna, Chad Gilmartin, Karoline Leavitt, Bill Stepien, and Ronna McDaniel (who even had "rona" in her name) are all people working in the White House, or close to it, who have tested positive for... Continue Reading →

Coach Rudy


In an attempt to lower expectations for Donald Trump's debate performance, the White House and Trump Campaign told us beforehand he wasn't really practicing. Donald Trump himself told us that answering questions from reporters was his practice. And sure, he's done plenty of shouting, interrupting, and lying to reporters, so maybe it was like that... Continue Reading →

Son Of A Beach


You really can't blame Chris Christie too much for wanting to go to the beach on his day off from making Big Mac runs for Donald Trump. You also might consider it in the public's best interest to close the beach if Christie plans to wear a Speedo. Nevertheless, it's really bad optics to exercise... Continue Reading →

Trump and his Teeny, Tiny….Hands


By now you've heard about the last GOP debate. Gee, what silliness occurred this time? Within the first few minutes Donald Trump made a reference to his penis. And what was that thing on Ted Cruz's lip and where did it go? If you were going to pick one booger eater out of all these... Continue Reading →

Chris Christie’s New Role


Once upon a time New Jersey governor Chris Christie had a little dignity. He was elected as a Republican to the governorship of Democratic blue New Jersey, and then reelected. He was all the rage and in 2012 the GOP establishment was giving him the full press to run for president, and save them from... Continue Reading →

Chatty Marco


Chatty Cathys haven't been made since the 1950's but everyone knows what they are. It's a pretty good insult for someone who won't get off the phone...or shut up. The Rubio campaign should love this comparison. Marco Rubio is a very talented politician. Of course being a talented politician doesn't always mean you're talented at... Continue Reading →

A Petulant Child


It's on now. Finally, after seven years of Republicans and other assorted crazies warning us that Obama was coming after our guns (your guns actually. I don't own any), it's finally happening. Who's crazy now? Well, the crazies are still crazy. The executive orders Obama is putting into action aren't taking anyone's guns away. What the... Continue Reading →

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