Maybe it's just me, but if you identify yourself as a socialist in the United States and you want to be elected to the nation's highest office, maybe don't go around praising communist leaders. Last Sunday during a 60 Minutes interview, Bernie Sanders praised the increase in literacy rates in Fidel Castro's Cuba after his... Continue Reading →
Rikki Tikki Hamberder
How did India get a visit from an American president that wasn't just another stop on a multi-nation diplomatic journey? Pandering. That's how you get recognition from an American president. Saudi Arabia threw Trump a sword dance. China showed him the Forbidden City and told him he was the first president to ever visit. The... Continue Reading →
Vote Blue No Matter Who Except You Know Who
Recently, Nikki Haley, former South Carolina governor and ambassador to the United Nations tweeted, "It is amazing that a liberal socialist won in Iowa and New Hampshire. The idea that we would give up the freedoms our veterans fought and died for. Other countries have to be scratching their heads wondering what we are thinking."... Continue Reading →
Lemony Bloomberg
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Someone said something close to "no one has ever lost as much money in one night in Las Vegas than Michael Bloomberg." The guy has spent millions of his own money running for president... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 33
Yay! It's time to check out a few more rough drawings. I didn't draw as many last week as usual. I'm OK with that. This is the rough for the idea CNN selected. Which turned into this. I have to confess. It wasn't my idea to throw Rudy in the cartoon but I think it... Continue Reading →
Bloomy’s Slutty Slots
Did I mention in the last blog after the debate that Michael Bloomberg had a lousy night? It wasn't just that Bloomberg got kicked in the teeth by Elizabeth Warren all night long, but that he wasn't prepared at all. For example, at one point, he criticized Bernie Sanders for owning three homes despite being... Continue Reading →
Fartsy Foreign Meddling
I have this belief that if Donald Trump wins reelection, he'll pull the United States out of NATO, he'll invite Vladimir Putin to the White House, and he'll withdraw all American forces off the Korean peninsula. I don't have this belief because I'm suffering from imaginary Trump Derangement Syndrome. I believe this because there are... Continue Reading →
Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians
I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →
Pardo For Blago
The Trump cult likes to believe Donald Trump is a great negotiator. So how do they deal with the fact that he's been publicly out-negotiated by people like Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Un? They pretend it never happened. They were proud of Trump being a billionaire who promised to release his taxes. When he... Continue Reading →
Meet The Millers
I spent Sunday night in Washington, D.C. in a crappy hotel room. It wasn't a Motel 6 or any chain type hotel. It was just a really old hotel that appears to have been neglected. It was so outdated, that I had an actual key, not a card, to my room. I was complaining about... Continue Reading →