I used to think conservatives were funny. Now, they're only funny inadvertently. The basis for all Republican humor, especially for those in the Trump cult, is cruelty. Republicans think it's hilarious to put immigrant children in cages. They laughed their asses off when Border Patrol agents destroy jugs of water left for immigrants in the... Continue Reading →
TikTok Agitators
Do you know what I love about conservatives using the word "agitator?" Because it was a favorite word of southern racists back in the 1960s when northerners went to the south to register black voters. It's what the racists called the people they murdered in Neshoba County, Mississippi in 1964 during what was called "Freedom... Continue Reading →
Learning From Trump
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. When Donald Trump says, "Believe me," it means he's telling a lie. When Donald Trump says something is "beautiful," it means it's a train wrecking into a mountain of shit on fire. When... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 51
I think I drew too many roughs last week. Let's check them out. I wasn't sure if this idea worked. I think I came up with it on a Thursday. I asked my two proofers if they got it. I thought it either works really well or it's total garbage. Then my CNN editor wanted... Continue Reading →
TikTok Tulsa
Donald Trump promised us his Tulsa Rally would be like something no one has ever seen before. That did not turn out to be true because I've seen empty seats before. Now, where was it? Oh yeah. His rally in Fredericksburg, Virginia in 2016. That room was only half full too. Donald Trump held his... Continue Reading →
Dying On Tulsa Time
Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 20, 2020. Come for the Trump hate. Leave with the Trump virus. Either way, you're one infected sycophantic Kool-Aid goose-stepping troglodyte. Donald Trump does not care about his supporters. If you're one of them, he does not care about you. The proof of this is him holding a rally today that he... Continue Reading →
Blue-Hoo
After murder charges were brought against Garrett Rolfe, the former Atlanta police officer who fatally shot Rayshard Brooks, a black man, twice in the back, a number of Atlanta Police officers called in sick Wednesday night just before a shift change in protest of a cop being held accountable. Or maybe it's over the TV... Continue Reading →
Classified Lies
You can't say Donald Trump isn't qualified for the presidency because a lot of people wrote books about how awful he is. Every president has had that. But no president has been criticized as much or as harshly as Donald Trump has been by people who worked for him. While Donald Trump can call them... Continue Reading →
Sweet Sticky Racism
We now have a new guide for knowing if you're a racist. If you're upset over Aunt Jemima being retired, you're a racist. And you can cut that shit, "I grew up with Aunt Jemima." So what? How does devouring racist pancakes as a child prove you're not a racist today? And no, if you... Continue Reading →
MAGA Inside You
As it turns out, there is a cure for anything that ails you. Don't look for it. Donald Trump has the answer to the coronavirus. He said, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases if any." That means if you don't weigh yourself, then you didn't put on any pounds during... Continue Reading →