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Ted Cruz's campaign is going so bad, he's being heckled by children. It's not entirely new territory since he's already debated Donald Trump, but still. A child yelled at Ted Cruz during one of his rallies, "you suck!". Ted attempted to talk to the child and said that children speaking like that in his house... Continue Reading →
I was fooling around on my tablet yesterday and sketched this out. I was just having fun but I went ahead and sent this to my newspaper clients. Tomorrow, and Wednesday after the Indiana primary, will be very interesting. It will be funny if Carly Fiorina is the shortest vice presidential candidate in history. Did... Continue Reading →
Here's the latest cartoon I drew for The Seattle Times, which ran today. Bellevue is a high school football team and they're a powerhouse. They're constantly ranked among the best nationally in the USA Today poll. They have won the state championship 11 times between 2001 and 2013. An independent investigation has issued a report... Continue Reading →
You know there's gonna be that one person who sees this cartoon and believes it's encouraging conservatives to hate on Target, transgenders, and that I'm some ultra-creepy-conservative. People like that never look at your body of work. Target, the department store, will not monitor their restrooms. They will not scapegoat transgenders or really anyone. Basically there... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz picked up an endorsement on Friday that Donald Trump was coveting. Cruz picked up the endorsement of Indiana governor Mike Pence. They celebrated with a cake bought from a homophobic bakery. I made that last part up. I don't think that happened. Turns out the endorsement was kind of a "meh" endorsement. Pence,... Continue Reading →
Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they're creepy and icky also. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren't already aware that there's something wrong with her. They are both liars without any ethics. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a... Continue Reading →
Didn't Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his "nominee." I'm not sure she can be a nominee until he's a nominee. But hey, I'm looking for logic where there isn't any. Cruz announcing his veep... Continue Reading →
A lot of Bernie Sanders' supporters are feeling a bit burned today. It's over. Those who don't feel burned are the ones in denial. They can take consolation that the burn they feel today is nothing compared to what Republicans are going to experience in November. Bernie Sanders started off as a fringe candidate. I... Continue Reading →
Despite rarely using a teleprompter Donald Trump usually sticks to an unvaried script which is full of lies. Mexicans, wall, Lyin' Ted, make America great again, huge, blah, blah, blah. Even with the same routine you never know what Trump's going to pull out next. He was on a roll Monday calling Cruz a "pain... Continue Reading →
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
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