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I just realized this is your Friday the 13th cartoon. Could there be a better subject for Friday the 13th than George Zimmerman? You remember George Zimmerman. He's that jerk who shot a teenager for walking through his neighborhood in 2012. Zimmy was a volunteer neighborhood watchman and a wannabe Dirty Harry. He's more like... Continue Reading →
Budweiser is renaming their flagship product "America." It is to commemorate the summer, the Olympics, the elections, and all those drunk, patriotic idiots in bars who scream "Murica!". This means if you don't drink that swill Budweiser sells then you hate America. If you're a recovering alcoholic and you've stayed off the wagon (or is... Continue Reading →
Just in case anyone doesn't believe Donald Trump is a truly horrible, hideous, impersonation of a human being, he's taken to blaming Hillary Clinton for her husband's infidelity. At a rally Trump accused Hillary Clinton of trying to “destroy the lives” of her husband’s accusers. “She was an unbelievably nasty, mean enabler, and what she did... Continue Reading →
I believe in this time of such turmoil over transgenders in North Carolina's public restrooms we should all heed the words of North Carolinian Petey Pablo who sang "North Carolina! C'mon and raise up. Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head. Spin it like a helicopter." Actually, that doesn't have anything to do with this.... Continue Reading →
Sarah Palin gave on interview on CNN this past Sunday. Oh boy, here we go. There was talk of her being Trump's vice presidential selection. Palin stated that she is the most vetted person available. She might be right. If there's one thing most Americans will agree on is that Sarah Palin is an idiot.... Continue Reading →
I drew this last night sitting in a tavern. People go out to drink, socialize, and forget work. I go out and work. That is my fun. I'm a nerd. I did have some good Mini Elvises, which are tiny cheeseburgers. I posted this cartoon on Facebook last night with the comment "what do Bernie... Continue Reading →
Here's a cartoon I drew for the Raytown-Brooking Eagle in Missouri. They specifically wanted something with Harry Truman in the cartoon, since he was from their county. I got to tie it into a local issue. I drew this on my tablet. No ink or paper involved. Did you like this cartoon? Want to help... Continue Reading →
Now that Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee he is going to receive briefings by the CIA. Yes, the Central Intelligence Agency. An Agency with the word "intelligence" is going to tell Trump secrets. Trump, the guy who gave out Lindsay Graham's phone number at a campaign rally. Donald Trump. That guy. Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →
A lot of Republicans are vowing they won't support or even vote for Trump. Some are even saying they'll support Hillary. Many are even burning their voter registration cards. I say give them a month, or less. They'll come around. I don't know if I've ever had a voter registration card. If I did, I... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz had a bad week. He was chewed out by a ten-year-old, lost a debate with hecklers, was accused of being the Zodiac Killer, his father was accused of killing JFK, he elbowed his wife in the face, his veep selection fell off a stage, and he lost the Republican nomination to an Oompa... Continue Reading →
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