Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
When a white cop shoots an unarmed black guy or a black child playing with a toy gun, we're told it's disrespectful to criticize the police. Cops work dangerous jobs and their lives are on the line on a daily basis, so how dare you question them. When a jury, prosecutor, or a grand jury... Continue Reading →
Is the Trump administration deliberately trying to troll us? It would seem if they want to exert their heavy hand over federal departments and ban actual words, then they wouldn't settle on seven, thus forcing us to draw parallels with the late, great George Carlin's most famous bit about seven words you can't say on... Continue Reading →
Here's the bonus cartoon I promised you. I got this idea a few days ago while planning my own Secret Santa. Naturally, I think of the worst possible things to get that'd be inappropriate and hilarious...but, of course you would never do. At least I hope you wouldn't do them. And people ask me how... Continue Reading →
With power, people on the Trump train have had a difficult time not coming off like entitled, out of touch dirtbags. From Omarosa bringing her bridal party to the White House, to Steve Mnuchin and his wife hashtagging their name brand apparel while traveling on taxpayer-funded luxurious flights and posing for photos while holding money,... Continue Reading →
I didn't want to do a cartoon about the pathetic and ridiculous Omarosa Manigault Newman. I don't like giving more attention to celebrities who are famous without any recognizable achievements. Why are the Kardashians famous? How about Paris Hilton? What have they done or contributed to society? Even a bad actor like Keanu Reeves or... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has a serious issue with women. He likes them enough to grab 'em without permission, marry them, breed with them, divorce them, marry another one, repeat, and squeeze them in an awkwardly uncomfortable way if they're his daughter. But, he does not respect women at all. I would say he especially doesn't like... Continue Reading →
The headline writers at The New York Post and The Daily News both went with front pages featuring Star Wars and telling Alabama Senatorial candidate and accused pedophile Roy Moore to "F off" on the horse he rode in on. I don't think that's very nice, because why take it out on the horse? Hasn't... Continue Reading →
The New York Times published an article about Trump's "battle for self-preservation." It includes some details on his diet of Big Macs, KFC, diet Cokes, and cable TV news. Most doctors, but probably not Trump's, will tell you that this is not a recommended diet for an old geezer. The article says Trump watches eight... Continue Reading →
Russia is officially banned from the 2018 Olympics set in Pyeongchang, South Korea, which shows that the International Olympic Committee has more backbone and intestinal fortitude than Republican members of Congress, Fox News, and the President of the United States. Russia peed all over the 2014 Winter Olympics, which was a lot more dignified than... Continue Reading →
This cartoon was published December 1 in The Costa Rica Star. In Costa Rica, the government makes you purchase an annual Marchamo sticker for your car. It's basically a property tax based on the value of the vehicle. In the United States, you can usually look forward to the tax bill on your vehicle being... Continue Reading →
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