When the Obama administration announced that Andrew Jackson would be removed from the twenty dollar bill and replaced with Harriet Tubman, a hero who helped lead 300 slaves to freedom through the Underground Railroad, then private citizen and all-around racist asshole Donald Trump said it was political correctness. It is not political correctness to remove... Continue Reading →
Shake It For Trump
Donald Trump is the boy who cried, "Infrastructure Week" as in, he never had any intention of working on infrastructure with Speaker Nancy Pelosi or Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. The Democrats went to the White House to work with Trump on infrastructure, something he claims he'd be very good at because he lives in... Continue Reading →
Where’s The Pro-Life Crowd?
Earlier this week, a 16-year-old boy from Guatemala died after being apprehended at the U.S. Border. He is the fifth migrant child since December to die after being apprehended at the U.S. border. The boy was "found unresponsive" during a routine welfare check Monday morning at Weslaco Station, the facility where he was being held.... Continue Reading →
Paging Dr. Double Stuf
Seriously. Ben Carson is on the president of the United States' cabinet. I mean, we all knew his presidential run was a joke...but couldn't it have stopped there? Of course not because Donald Trump's campaign and presidency are as much of a joke and one of the proofs of that is the fact Ben Freaking... Continue Reading →
Endangered Species
Carl Bernstein, the former reporter for The Washington Post who broke the Watergate story with Bob Woodward says, "what we are watching in the Trump presidency is worse than Watergate." The reason he believes it's worse, and I agree, is because "the system worked in Watergate." Bernstein said, "The heroes of Watergate were Republicans who... Continue Reading →
No Wiggle Room For Women
Renting a moving truck from U-Haul to go from Alabama to Connecticut will cost somewhere between $600 to $800, depending on the size truck you need. Why did I look this information up? Because, if you're in Alabama, you need to get out. As a public service, I'm giving you an idea on the cost.... Continue Reading →
Who Wants de Blasio?
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is considered one of the most boring mayors in NYC history by his constituents. If you're not inspired and excited over Joe Biden, well here comes... Continue Reading →
Uber Warlord
Yusuf Abdi Ali is accused of being a war criminal who fought under Somali dictator Siad Barre. Eye witnesses told a Canadian documentary about Ali's viciousness during Somalia's brutal civil war during the 1980s. One said "Two men were caught, tied to a tree. Oil was poured on them and they were burnt alive. I... Continue Reading →
Jared Does Immigration
There are some places where some people don't belong. We need serious reforms to keep them out and to make sure the likes of them never get in and pose a danger to the rest of us ever again. Of course, I'm talking about Jared Kushner in the White House. What the hell is he... Continue Reading →
Alabama Abortion Ban
Alabama is not trying to ban all abortions in their state. They're trying to ban them nationwide. Just in case the restrictive, extreme, and unconstitutional efforts currently underway in Georgia, Indiana, Ohio, and the four other states attacking abortion rights don't push the issue fast enough to the Supreme Court (now, with even more fucknuts),... Continue Reading →