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I have this belief that if Donald Trump wins reelection, he'll pull the United States out of NATO, he'll invite Vladimir Putin to the White House, and he'll withdraw all American forces off the Korean peninsula. I don't have this belief because I'm suffering from imaginary Trump Derangement Syndrome. I believe this because there are... Continue Reading →
I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →
The Trump cult likes to believe Donald Trump is a great negotiator. So how do they deal with the fact that he's been publicly out-negotiated by people like Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Un? They pretend it never happened. They were proud of Trump being a billionaire who promised to release his taxes. When he... Continue Reading →
I spent Sunday night in Washington, D.C. in a crappy hotel room. It wasn't a Motel 6 or any chain type hotel. It was just a really old hotel that appears to have been neglected. It was so outdated, that I had an actual key, not a card, to my room. I was complaining about... Continue Reading →
Spoiler alert: Professional wrestling is fake. Another spoiler alert: So is Donald Trump and his entire administration. When I was a kid, my friends and I actually had debates over whether professional wrestling was real. Even if you were on the side of it being real, you still knew it was fake. Today, it seems... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. After all that, sending Rudy to Ukraine to create conspiracy theories, to accuse the Bidens of corruption, to break the law by asking a foreign nation to help you politically, to withhold taxpayer military... Continue Reading →
I'm posting this on a train. Whee, trains! I drew this batch of roughs the week before last, which feels like a year ago. Time in politics and news has a different measurement than reality. This is the rough for the cartoon I eventually drew for CNN. It turned into... ...this. I like drawing Romney.... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is going to cheat in the next election. How do we know this? First off, because he's Donald Trump and he's a Republican. Also, he cheated last time, he's boasted he's going to cheat this time, he's already doing it, and the United States Senate has given him carte blanche in lawbreaking. Bernie... Continue Reading →
Maybe Rush Limbaugh is conducting a social experiment to see if the world can feel sorry for a lump of crap afflicted with cancer. During Donald Trump's racist State of the Union address, he turned it into a game show by having his wife, Melania, place the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Rush Limbaugh's neck.... Continue Reading →
When William Barr says he's not making decisions based upon Donald Trump's tweets, don't believe him. I don't have faith in Trump's personal defender disguised as our nation's Attorney General because his own people don't have faith in him. They know he's kissing that ass. Four U.S. Attorneys resigned from the Roger Stone case after... Continue Reading →
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