Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
You would think Donald Trump is talking out of his ass and making up wild bullshit out of desperation from losing to Joe Biden, except Donald Trump always talks out of his ass and makes up wild bullshit. Donald Trump said if Biden wins, he'll, "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No... Continue Reading →
The National Rifle Association has been a very secretive organization for decades. They won't publicize their funding or even how many members they have, but there is one thing we know about them. They're evil incarnate. For years, the lobbying group has controlled the Republican Party (also evil) and has succeeded in blocking even the... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, I read a post by a conservative Trump-supporting fucknut who claimed his child's pediatrician is all for schools reopening and for children to attend classes in person. There's always that one dentist who endorses the cavity-creating gum. First off, he's probably lying because this person does that a LOT, plus, he's a Trump supporter... Continue Reading →
In the midst of a pandemic, it seems the safest and surest way of voting would be by mail. Naturally, the idea of as many Americans as possible exercising their Constitutional right to vote for their chosen candidate scares the hell out of Republicans. Why? Because Republicans do better with fewer people voting. Republicans do... Continue Reading →
I've heard people say, "It is what it is" my entire life. It seems to have gained a lot of traction over the past two decades. But basically, if you're in a conversation looking for resolution or an answer or even that the person you're talking with is concerned about the subject, the expression you... Continue Reading →
After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, Donald Trump went to the island, after discovering it was an island, and threw out paper towels. Then, he proceeded to lie about the death toll and trash the residents of the United States territory, after he found out it was a United States territory. Today, a... Continue Reading →
https://youtu.be/YQyOXs4qMto Now for something weird. It's a new Claytoonz animation. Cognitive Dreams!!!
Because of the coronavirus, fans haven't been allowed into professional sports. But, the leagues are attempting to recreate a live atmosphere for their games. In Major League Baseball, there are cutouts of human beings in the stands. With lifeless fans, it truly does make the game more boring. But, baseball isn't going go be able... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. The funniest thing about this cartoon is that a few people who left comments about it on social media took it seriously. They were like, "No, we can't trust her. She's a Trump." and, "I would prefer... Continue Reading →
Time to check out some roughs. When I sent this idea to CNN, I was showing a concept and not a completed idea. Then they picked it and I really had to go to work writing everything for it. I wasn't excited about all the lettering I had to do. But it was worth it.... Continue Reading →
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