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After finishing yesterday's cartoon, I treated myself to a McDonald's breakfast. As I was walking back into my apartment, I saw breaking news on CNN about Herman Cain. I was hoping the "breaking news" was that he was being released from the hospital after acquiring coronavirus. I am sad it wasn't. I don't wish bad... Continue Reading →
The thing that annoys me most about Republicans who have joined the Trump cult is they don't have principles. They're all about reduced government spending until Donald Trump runs up the national debt. They're all about patriotism until Donald Trump insults veterans and allows Putin to place bounties on soldiers' lives. They used to be... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, during his bogus coronavirus hearings that are actually replacements for his hater rallies, Donald Trump wondered out loud why Dr. Anthony Fauci is more popular than he is. For his answer, maybe he should consult with Dr. Demon Sperm. Donald Trump pointed out they're a part of the same team and administration, yet Fauci... Continue Reading →
When asked if he would visit the United States Capitol to pay his respects to John Lewis, Donald Trump said no. But, an invite to visit Mr. Lewis' body lying in state in the Capitol rotunda is probably like that invite from the Yankees. It didn't happen. Instead of visiting the Capitol and paying his... Continue Reading →
Honestly, it's not important whether a president throws out an opening pitch or not in Major League Baseball. It's especially unimportant when that president (sic) is Donald Trump because there wouldn't be anything meaningful about it other than his own ego boost. The only thing significant about Donald Trump not throwing out an opening pitch... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Tip Jar: This pandemic is hitting everyone, including your favorite goofy cartoonist. I have lost clients and I’m afraid I might lose more. The PayPal button has always been included here for those who can and want to voluntarily support... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is corrupt. His cult points at him donating his salary to different government agencies while ignoring his frequent trips to his own golf resorts and every foreign diplomat and Republican in Washington, D.C. booking hotel and party rooms at his hotels. Attorney General William Barr spent over $30,000 to rent a conference room... Continue Reading →
While talking to Mary Trump, Donald Trump's niece who just published a book on how stupid, racist, sexist, and creepy her uncle is, Stephen Colbert said, "Bragging about passing a cognitive test is one of the ways you fail a cognitive test." Donald Trump was mocked for bragging about passing a cognitive test, a test... Continue Reading →
Congress is full of bitches. Bitches like Rand Paul, Matt Gaetz, and Ted Yoho. Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, is being yelled at by a bunch of dicks. Liz had the gall to say something nice about Dr. Anthony Fauci, a man GOP talking points have labeled as the enemy. She's also said things... Continue Reading →
I'm taking part in a podcast tomorrow on Facebook with the Hilltop Show from Georgetown University. It's titled: A Townhall on Free Speech and Expression in America. It's hosted by my friend Alexandra Bowman and the other guest is Georgetown associate professor Christine Fair. If you visit the link and click the "Going" button tabby... Continue Reading →
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