Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Sometimes people forget that I draw for news outlets and not for social media. This is a post-election cartoon because my clients will need something to put on their pages for Wednesday before they know who won. It's kinda hard to draw these without making them suck. One thing is for certain beyond Tuesday and... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. This is real simple. Go vote. Tip Jar: This pandemic is hitting everyone, including your favorite goofy cartoonist. I have lost clients and I’m afraid I might lose more. The PayPal button has always been included here for... Continue Reading →
Let's post a few roughs during the calm before the storm. This is volume 69. Get your mind out of the gutter, you Beavises. The very last rough I drew this week was the cartoon CNN selected. I love the response I received from readers for it. I was kinda struggling when I drew this... Continue Reading →
As you're probably aware, unless this is your first visit to Claytoonz.com, is that I HATE obituary cartoons...for the most part. But, I do acknowledge how much readers...and editors...love them. I tweeted out, "A thump to the head to the first cartoonist who draws St. Peter serving a martini, shaken, not stirred." You are going... Continue Reading →
No long blog today because I need to prepare for my trip tomorrow. But, I'm going to make it up to you on Monday with a long blog post. You'll see. As for this, I had to look up "turret." As in, I had to Google what those castle tower thingies are called. Laura, my... Continue Reading →
You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →
Hey, kids. If you follow me on social media, then you already know what's up on election night. But in case you only keep up with me here, how dare you. You may recall that in 2016, I live blogged the election. What's a live blog? It's where I stay up all night long and... Continue Reading →
When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →
There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →
These people can not see themselves. First off, they can't see they're someplace they don't belong. Nepotism has run rampant throughout the lives of Javanka. It would most likely not be rich if it wasn't born rich. It would not be in the White House or government service if its father and father-in-law was not... Continue Reading →
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