Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Sometimes when a famous person dies, like a political or government figure like Donald Rumsfeld, we forget their bad qualities. What isn't mentioned enough at times, is what a piece of crap they were. Condoleeza Rice called him a "remarkable and committed public servant." Mitch McConnell said he was one of the "nation's fiercest defenders."... Continue Reading →
The Trump Crime Family, er, the Trump Organization was charged yesterday for running a scheme to help its executives avoid paying taxes by compensating them with benefits hidden from authorities. Its top executive, Allen Weisselberg, was also charged yesterday for not paying taxes on $1.7 million in perks that should have been reported as income.... Continue Reading →
Bill Cosby is free! Lock up your daughters! Fix your own drinks! Mix your own Jell-O. Finally, he can ditch prison orange and return to ugly sweaters. For months, we've been told by the Qnuts that Trump is coming back and he'll be reinstated. But Trump isn't back in the White House. He's not back... Continue Reading →
In the comments under yesterday's cartoon on Instagram, I was called a "libtard." I didn't think it was that special though it's been a while since someone has hurled that bigoted and ignorant insult in my direction. And I didn't just get it once. I got it four times. It amused me so I tweeted... Continue Reading →
Here's a collection of roughs from the past week and then some. This rough did lead to an official cartoon. I came very close to making a real cartoon out of this for my clients, but I went with something else on the Trump/DOJ stuff and then it got away from me. I really did... Continue Reading →
In The Big Lebowski, The Stranger played by Sam Elliott says to The Dude, "Sometimes you bite the bar...and sometimes the bar bites you." In the Trump era...and the post-Trump era, sometimes the Barr gives you bullshit. As Oliver Sykes said, "The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit." William Barr... Continue Reading →
The moral standard our founding fathers set out for us to achieve was one they didn't want to apply for themselves. It took 86 years after the signing of the document that declared "all men are created" equal for us to end slavery, though a lot of slaves weren't aware of it at the time.... Continue Reading →
For his latest commentary on the military, Tucker Carlson relied on his vast military experience. Oh, I'm sorry. He relied on his vast Swiss boarding school experience. I lied. His experience with Swiss boarding schools isn't vast. He was kicked out. Apparently, he was too white. I hope that didn't enrage him. )Tucker has attended... Continue Reading →
If you support right-wing troglodyte asshole policies and you live in New York City, you're not entirely on an island by yourself (See what I did there? Four of the five boroughs are literally on islands). There are plenty of Republicans in NYC. Unfortunately, those assholes are mostly in Staten Island. If you're a Manhattan... Continue Reading →
Former Minneapolis cop Derek Chauvin was sentenced to 22 and a half years yesterday for the murder of George Floyd. Chauvin pressed his knee into the neck of George Floyd for over nine minutes while he screamed, "I can't breathe" more than 20 times and cried for his mama. Prosecutors wanted Chauvin to be sentenced... Continue Reading →
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