Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If Green Acres' Mr. Haney and Grandpa Munster got busy and had a hate baby, it would be Ted Cruz...if it was born in Canada. Ted Cruz is a disgusting, slimy, skeezy, smarmy, pompous, vile excuse of a human being, but let me tell you how I really feel about him. The man has zero... Continue Reading →
Good news, everybody. Donald Trump signed an executive order commanding all American manufacturers of covid vaccine to deliver them to Americans first. We will all get the vaccine to the virus before any unworthy foreigners do from American vaccine companies, like Pfizer. Yesterday, citizens of the United Kingdom started to receive vaccines to the coronavirus... Continue Reading →
Aren't Republicans supposed to be the party of patriots and constitutionalists? As it turns out, they're the party of scoundrels, traitors, and liars. They don't care about democracy and as we've seen from their stealing of Supreme Court seats, they don't care about fairness. Well, a lot of them don't. Republicans like Ted Cruz, Lindsey... Continue Reading →
I have a a question for Republicans: When are you going to learn? After Herman Cain caught the Trump virus and died from it AFTER catching it at a Trump rally, you still haven't learned. After cases and deaths spiked in red states where restrictions weren't put into place, like Florida, you still haven't learned.... Continue Reading →
The orange devil went down to Georgia and spread his shit everywhere. The Republican Party was concerned Donald Trump would be unable to thread the needle of getting out the vote for their two terrible Senate candidates, Long-Neck Loeffler and Chicken Perdue, in Georgia's upcoming runoff election while also telling his people the vote is... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I totally forgot to blog this cartoon last week. What I normally do is give CNN all Sunday with the cartoon then later that night, or Monday...or even Tuesday, I'll post it on my page. The danger... Continue Reading →
As we have all discovered over the past five years, and if you haven't then you weren't paying attention, Donald Trump projects. The guy who had people chant "lock her up" at his hate rallies watched several of his friends be locked up. For others, he issued pardons. While accusing Joe and Hunter Biden of... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump claims nobody respects the troops more than he does. He claims he's "rebuilt" our military. He even claims he's restocked our stockpile of nuclear weapons. All of that is bullshit. The truth is, we've spent over $600 billion per year on our military for over a decade before Donald Trump stole the presidency.... Continue Reading →
I don't begrudge Melania Trump for her comments about Christmas. I'll say it too. Fuck Christmas stuff. Fuck Christmas decorations. Bold, eh? I just don't really care and most Christmas music, to my ears, is total crap with there being only four good Christmas songs. OK, I don't totally hate Christmas. I think it's just... Continue Reading →
This just in: Donald Trump is corrupt. Oh wait. We already knew that. Details remain sketchy, but last night, reports came out that federal prosecutors have been pursuing an investigation into potential bribery in connection with an effort to secure a pardon from Donald Trump. Last August, Chief U.S. District Court Judge Beryl Howell issued... Continue Reading →
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