Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Note to my conservative friends: There is more than one use for the word "cocked." Back when I was a staff cartoonists I was always required to draw cartoons commemorating Christmas, Thanksgiving, Veterans' Day, Memorial Day and whatever else came up. I hated them. It was like approaching the drawing board with the mission "draw a... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the Oompa Loompa currently leading the Republican pack for their presidential nomination isn't very sophisticated. During the Democrats debate last weekend Hillary returned to her podium late after one commercial break. Trump announced that he knows where she was and what she was doing. Trump is so much more perceptive than the rest... Continue Reading →
For the first time in my life, I know which nation is represented by Miss Universe. Uh....I think I do. On Sunday night Steve Harvey crowned Miss Colombia as Miss Universe. Then discovered he read the card incorrectly. He then took the crown, sash and flowers away from Miss Colombia and gave them to Miss... Continue Reading →
It was several months ago when entrepreneur, hedge fund operator, and financial and pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli made the news for amping up the prices for Daraprim, an antiparasitic drug, from $13.50 to $750.00, after purchasing the manufacturing license. After being called about for the dastardly and heartless deed by the media, he seemed to thrive... Continue Reading →
A cartoon for The Independent. I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away. Look away. Look away, Dixieland. Do you know who picked cotton? Slaves. Do you know what about the old times that are not forgotten? Slavery. So why anyone wants to identify with one... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has the insecurities of a teenage girl whose daddy won't give her attention. Russian president Vladimir Putin is aware of this and played on Trump's ego. Do you know the qualification of a good person in Trump's mind? If that person says something nice about Trump. Yeah, he's a murderer, invades nations, suppresses... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Wouldn't it be nice if Republicans could express as much concern for stuff that happens as they do for stuff that doesn't happen? Republicans and conservatives are still upset over a student taking a clock to school. They referred to it as a fake bomb even thought it wasn't ever a "fake bomb." It was... Continue Reading →
Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →
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