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Former president Bill Clinton is spending as much time defending his legacy as he is advocating for his wife's presidential campaign. During his presidency Clinton signed a crime bill. This was widely supported by Republicans and a lot of Democrats. Even Bernie Sanders voted for it and it was written by Joe Biden. It did some... Continue Reading →
This cartoon might only work if you know the Bruce Springsteen song My Hometown. I think it's fairly well known. Well, your kids won't know it. It's the final track on the Born In The USA album. If you don't know it, or haven't heard it in a long time, check it out. It's a... Continue Reading →
I'll catch some heat for this one. If you think the vitriol is heated between Sanders and Clinton, check out what their supporters are hurling at each other? Many are pledging they won't support the other candidate if he or she becomes the nominee. They seriously need to calm down before we have a President... Continue Reading →
It was a few months ago that Ted Cruz attacked Donald Trump for having "New York values." That went over pretty well in the sticks of Iowa and is the sort of insult that appeals to the rube voter. Now Cruz is in New York. After making his New York Values insult, Cruz said it... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →
My joke of the day which shared on social media was despite the revelations of the Panama Papers, we still don't know the whereabouts of David Lee Roth's hair. Get it? Because Van Halen did the song Panama, Roth used to have huge hair and he's practically bald now? I didn't say it was a... Continue Reading →
Mississippi is about to take a test. The test will determine if they're more ignorant and ass backwards than Georgia, and just as much as North Carolina. Republican lawmakers in Mississippi really hate gay people. Let's be fair. Maybe they don't hate gay people. They just realize they can capitalize on their voters' hatred. The... Continue Reading →
I decided to take the kids hacking into an iPhone cliche and roll it into the cliche of only millennials voting for Bernie. I saw a lot of cartoons and heard a lot of jokes about the FBI needing children to hack into an iPhone and how young voters, and those not old enough to... Continue Reading →
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
Let's start this off with a clear understanding. The people striving to make abortion illegal are not "pro life." Pro life means being for life. You can't say you don't want a fetus terminated but you're for war, endless wars, unprovoked wars, wars for profit, or just for the Hell of it wars. You also... Continue Reading →
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