The Boyfriend’s Back


Am I the only one to see the appropriateness in Kim Jong Un's first appearance, after much speculation of his whereabouts, being at a fertilizer factory? No stranger to bullshit himself, Donald Trump tweeted his enthusiasm for Kim's well being. The human fertilizer factory tweeted, "I, for one, am glad to see he is back,... Continue Reading →

Success Story


Peter Bergen, CNN's national security analyst wrote, "What is most galling as the nation faces its worse crisis since World War II is how the Trump family keeps demanding recognition for their brilliant work and also our thanks for the catastrophic mess they have helped land us all in." That's probably just a little more... Continue Reading →

Michigan Freeedumb


OK, kids. Let's go over it one more time. Flying a Confederate flag isn't about your heritage, especially if you're in Michigan. Unless...maybe you consider hate your heritage. If you're at a rally supposedly to protest lockdown orders in your state, and your brought Swastikas, hate is your heritage. Your parents taught it to you... Continue Reading →

United States Of Tara


The right-wing media keeps saying Joe Biden said he "believes all women." This morning on Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough repeated and attributed the quote to Biden. I'm not sure he actually ever said that because I can't find it. They are taking "he believes all women" from a comment he made during the Kavanaugh hearings."... Continue Reading →

Bezos And Buzzards


A few weeks ago, I was keeping my eyes open for Dial liquid hand soap. Usually, for me, soap is soap as long as it doesn't smell weird or feel like liquid sandpaper, I'm good. But a friend swore that Dial was the best at killing viruses and was one of the cheapest. So, while... Continue Reading →

Butt Bulb


This is a bonus cartoon I drew today. For some reason, bonus cartoons usually happen on Tuesdays. Right when I thought of this idea, I cracked up laughing. If I can make myself laugh, hey. Of course, that could also mean I'm truly demented and been shut in too long. But, while sketching out the... Continue Reading →

Where’s Mike Pence?


Where's Mike Pence been? Yesterday, he was at the Mayo Clinic. Pence, who leads the White House's Coronavirus Task Force visited the clinic yesterday and violated their policy that everyone who enters has to wear a face mask. He also violated the guidelines of the...wait for it...White House's Coronavirus Task Force. Is there really a... Continue Reading →

Damn Yankees


Mitch McConnell would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal money for bailouts during the coronavirus pandemic. Specifically, he'd rather blue states go bankrupt. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo who's been schooling Republicans throughout this crisis and has been demonstrating real leadership while Donald Trump's been more focused on his hurt feelings, said "This is... Continue Reading →

Scarfing Some MAGA


Everything Donald Trump touches dies. That includes the credibility of everyone who chooses to work for Donald Trump. First off, nearly half the country can't be believed or trusted about anything. If you know someone who is a Donald Trump supporter, you really don't want anything to do with that individual. If they support a... Continue Reading →

Another Trump Cure


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Today's blog is not for you. By that, I mean it's not for those in my echo chamber or who agree with me that Donald Trump is unqualified to be president and is an... Continue Reading →

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