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As you're probably aware, unless this is your first visit to Claytoonz.com, is that I HATE obituary cartoons...for the most part. But, I do acknowledge how much readers...and editors...love them. I tweeted out, "A thump to the head to the first cartoonist who draws St. Peter serving a martini, shaken, not stirred." You are going... Continue Reading →
No long blog today because I need to prepare for my trip tomorrow. But, I'm going to make it up to you on Monday with a long blog post. You'll see. As for this, I had to look up "turret." As in, I had to Google what those castle tower thingies are called. Laura, my... Continue Reading →
You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →
Hey, kids. If you follow me on social media, then you already know what's up on election night. But in case you only keep up with me here, how dare you. You may recall that in 2016, I live blogged the election. What's a live blog? It's where I stay up all night long and... Continue Reading →
When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →
There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →
These people can not see themselves. First off, they can't see they're someplace they don't belong. Nepotism has run rampant throughout the lives of Javanka. It would most likely not be rich if it wasn't born rich. It would not be in the White House or government service if its father and father-in-law was not... Continue Reading →
Chief Justice John Roberts once lashed out at Donald Trump saying there are no Republican or Democratic judges. He may want to send that memo to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. After confirming the right-wing troglodytes' darling, Amy Coney Barrett, to the Supreme Court last night, Moscow Mitch said, "I think this nominee will be... Continue Reading →
The Lincoln Project, a group of Republican Never Trumpers who have spent millions of dollars advertising against Donald Trump, has now placed two billboards in Times Square featuring Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. As you probably know, Ivanka is Donald Trump's daughter and favorite offspring (he likes her so much, he talks about dating her)... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm already seeing posts on Facebook saying, "Only nine more weeks 'til Christmas." If you're one of those people, I'd like to say, go to Hell. I personally believe there should be a law prohibiting the display... Continue Reading →
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