Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Federal prosecutors have now accused Donald Trump, who is still president of the United States by some bad joke perpetrated by the universe, of committing two felonies. What Trump did was direct his lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen to make illegal payments to a porn star and a Playmate who were threatening his presidential campaign in 2016.... Continue Reading →
Melania Trump is not the first First Lady to influence her husband, the president of the United States. It's not unusual, unique, or strange. Sarah Polk helped her husband craft speeches and wrote letters for him. Sarah Fillmore helped create the White House library, which Trump still doesn't know is in there. Caroline Harrison, a proponent... Continue Reading →
In 1991, I met editorial cartoonist Draper Hill at my first cartoonist convention, and he drew me a doodle of Richard Nixon. Next to that drawing, he wrote something like, "too bad you won't ever have the likes of me to cover." So, basically, this is all Draper's fault. He jinxed us with that drawing.... Continue Reading →
According to an unnamed inside source at the White House, because they love to leak, Donald Trump doesn't trust anyone who works for him. You have to admit, he has a point. People who work for Donald Trump must become sycophants and discard all traces of dignity, credibility, and self-respect. This is an office where... Continue Reading →
Leave it to me to draw an Easter cartoon the day after Easter. Usually, I kinda feel sorry for the president having to pose with whoever is inside the Easter Bunny costume. It seems undignified and kinda humiliating. But for the past two Easters, I've felt bad for the bunny. Leave it to Republicans not... Continue Reading →
I didn't want to do a cartoon about the pathetic and ridiculous Omarosa Manigault Newman. I don't like giving more attention to celebrities who are famous without any recognizable achievements. Why are the Kardashians famous? How about Paris Hilton? What have they done or contributed to society? Even a bad actor like Keanu Reeves or... Continue Reading →
The three largest newspapers in Alabama are pleading with the state's voters not to send Roy Moore to the United States Senate. The Birmingham News, The Mobile Press-Register, and The Huntsville Times (all owned by Alabama Media Group) don't want the voters to embarrass Alabama. While we're wondering how so many people can defend and... Continue Reading →
"Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair." - The Joker, The Dark Knight, 2008 Not every individual in the Trump administration is regarded as an incompetent loon, like Rick Perry, Betsy Devos, Ben Carson, Kellyanne Conway, etc. Rex Tillerson, General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, and H.R. McMaster have entered with respect and... Continue Reading →
To explain why the White House has started holding press briefings "off camera," the very svelte Steve Bannon said, "Sean got fatter." While Spicy is indeed a chunky monkey, nobody actually believes Bannon's hypocritical fat-shaming explanation. Every president's administration battles with the press. While Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had their issues with the media, Republicans... Continue Reading →
One of the big questions being overlooked concerning Representative Devin Nunes running to the White House to wash Donald Trump's balls is: Who let him in? Let's catch up: Nunes is the chairman of the House committee investigating whether the Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians or not (hell yeah they did). Last week he... Continue Reading →
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