Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
As if it wasn't bad enough for Virginia and the state Democrats with two of the top three elected officials revealed to have worn "blackface" in the past, the other one of the three has been accused of sexual assault and now rape. Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax was a rock star until a few days... Continue Reading →
What the hell, Virginia? When did we become Mississippi? No offense, Mississippi, but yeah. Every southern state has an ugly history when it comes to racism. There are still people in the south fighting the Civil War. My former editor of The Free Lance-Star, Ed Jones (no relation) used to tell a joke that here... Continue Reading →
I learned something yesterday during Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's press conference. It's very hard to get shoe polish off your face. Of course, why would I have known that? I've never felt the inspiration to put shoe polish on my face. I know that if you draw a mustache on someone's face with a Sharpie,... Continue Reading →
One of the biggest criticisms Ralph Northam received while running for the governorship of Virginia was that he's too boring. Problem solved. Perhaps he should have been a little more boring during his med school days. Late Friday afternoon, a photo emerged from a 1984 medical school yearbook that shows a man in blackface and... Continue Reading →
When I noticed Bigfoot was trending on Twitter, I immediately assumed there was a revelation on the existence of the mythical creature that would soon be debunked. Like millions, or at least several thousand, of others, we were wrong and unexpectedly discovered there is such a thing as Bigfoot erotica. What? The new normal keeps... Continue Reading →
Usually, when you send a pedophile to Congress, you don't know they're a pedophile until much later. In this case, Nathan Larson has boasted he is a pedophile, among many other horrible things. Larson is an Independent congressional candidate for Virginia's 10th District. Shockingly, he's not running as a Republican. Of course, there's no chance... Continue Reading →
This is a cartoon that may only be published by one of my clients. While I did a lot on the Virginia elections, those cartoons were still covering a national subject. I plan to draw another cartoon tonight, so this is like another bonus. Hey, it is a bonus. But, even if nobody ran it... Continue Reading →
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wrote bathroom laws to protect our children from sexual predators. Now, the same people who go into full-blown snowflake meltdown when there's not a Christmas design on their Starbucks coffee cup are perfectly fine with sticking a pedophile in the Senate. It's OK because he's accepted Jesus. There... Continue Reading →
The majority of Virginians do not want Republican Ed Gillespie as their governor and yet, he may become their governor. Currently, he's barely trailing in the polls and is within the margin of error. If Democrats and Independents don't get out and vote this coming Tuesday, the man running a fear campaign about Latino gangs,... Continue Reading →
There's this website I just found out about that posts conservative cartoons. Good for them. More sites need to post cartoons, liberal and conservative, though this one doesn't seem to pay for them. I found out because they posted my last cartoon on the Virginia governor's race. And, with my cartoon they wrote, "and from... Continue Reading →
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