Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The majority of Americans do not vote Republican anymore. The Republican party is outdated, racist, for the rich and corporations, and stuck in the past. Most Americans have moved forward. As evidenced by the 2016 presidential election, they can't win the presidency by getting the majority of votes. The GOP knows this which is why... Continue Reading →
It's getting harder and harder to create satire when reality gives us an orange face president, blackface governors, and blackface sweaters. Seriously. Gucci, a swanky and snooty overpriced fashion company released a turtleneck black wool balaclava sweater that resembled...I'm not making this shit up...blackface. If you're like me, your first question is, what the hell... Continue Reading →
As if it wasn't bad enough for Virginia and the state Democrats with two of the top three elected officials revealed to have worn "blackface" in the past, the other one of the three has been accused of sexual assault and now rape. Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax was a rock star until a few days... Continue Reading →
What the hell, Virginia? When did we become Mississippi? No offense, Mississippi, but yeah. Every southern state has an ugly history when it comes to racism. There are still people in the south fighting the Civil War. My former editor of The Free Lance-Star, Ed Jones (no relation) used to tell a joke that here... Continue Reading →
I learned something yesterday during Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's press conference. It's very hard to get shoe polish off your face. Of course, why would I have known that? I've never felt the inspiration to put shoe polish on my face. I know that if you draw a mustache on someone's face with a Sharpie,... Continue Reading →
One of the biggest criticisms Ralph Northam received while running for the governorship of Virginia was that he's too boring. Problem solved. Perhaps he should have been a little more boring during his med school days. Late Friday afternoon, a photo emerged from a 1984 medical school yearbook that shows a man in blackface and... Continue Reading →
When I noticed Bigfoot was trending on Twitter, I immediately assumed there was a revelation on the existence of the mythical creature that would soon be debunked. Like millions, or at least several thousand, of others, we were wrong and unexpectedly discovered there is such a thing as Bigfoot erotica. What? The new normal keeps... Continue Reading →
Usually, when you send a pedophile to Congress, you don't know they're a pedophile until much later. In this case, Nathan Larson has boasted he is a pedophile, among many other horrible things. Larson is an Independent congressional candidate for Virginia's 10th District. Shockingly, he's not running as a Republican. Of course, there's no chance... Continue Reading →
This is a cartoon that may only be published by one of my clients. While I did a lot on the Virginia elections, those cartoons were still covering a national subject. I plan to draw another cartoon tonight, so this is like another bonus. Hey, it is a bonus. But, even if nobody ran it... Continue Reading →
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wrote bathroom laws to protect our children from sexual predators. Now, the same people who go into full-blown snowflake meltdown when there's not a Christmas design on their Starbucks coffee cup are perfectly fine with sticking a pedophile in the Senate. It's OK because he's accepted Jesus. There... Continue Reading →
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