Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
What the Proud Boys did on Jauary 6, 2020, sounds more like seditious conspiracy than Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud" sounds like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." As well as being a cartoonist with sloppy art skills, I'm also a musician with sloppy guitar skills. I have been drawing cartoons long enough that when... Continue Reading →
E. Jean Carroll is suing Donald Trump for defamation and Disney is suing Ron DeSantis over what it calls a "relentless campaign to weaponize government power" and attacking free speech. Carroll took the stand yesterday in a New York City courtroom and testified, "I’m here because Donald Trump raped me, and when I wrote about... Continue Reading →
Yes. Joe Biden is old. Republicans are saying this again and again, just in case you've missed them saying it over the past four years. If President Biden is reelected and serves out his second term, he'll be 86 when it's over and he can retire. But Republicans who are critical of Biden being old... Continue Reading →
I was in the middle of another cartoon when it was announced on CNN that Fox News and Tucker Carlson have parted ways. Friday night's show was his last. This isn't just a great day for journalism, it's a great day for America. It's a great day for this nation because Tucker has been poisoning... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump stopped by a pizza place in Fort Myers, Florida on Friday, ordered a pizza, took a bite out of a slice, and asked the adoring mob, "Does anybody want a piece that I've eaten?". The entire mob said in unison (in case you're a Republican, "unison" means at the same time), "No." Quite... Continue Reading →
Mike Lindell, the MyPillow fucker, has been one of the biggest champions of The Big Lie, that Donald Trump won the 2020 election and had it stolen from him. Mike Lindell is a liar who sells shitty pillows. Pushing the lie that Trump won is fraud, but Mike Lindell was scamming people long before his... Continue Reading →
Nick Sandmann was a high school student in 2019 from Covington, Kentucky when he was in Washington, D.C. attending an anti-abortion rally when he had an encounter with Omaha tribe elder Nathan Phillips, who was beating a hand-held drum and singing at the Indigenous Peoples March at the Lincoln Memorial on the same day. A... Continue Reading →
Did you hear about the bigot who leaked classified information to look like a big shot to all his friends? Jack Teixeira, the Massachusetts Air National Guardsman who worked as an IT specialist was arrested yesterday for "allegedly" leaking classified information to an online gaming club. He shared the information on Discord under the name... Continue Reading →
In 2021, there were 205 Republican members of Congress and Ohio's Jim Jordan was ranked as the 202nd most effective Republican at passing legislation. Jim Jordan is one of the worst representatives "serving" this nation in Congress. And since he refuses to serve his district by doing the job he was elected to do, he... Continue Reading →
There are multiple national anti-abortion groups throughout the United States, but I don't think any of them are based in Amarillo, Texas. What's that got to do with anything? Because the federal judge who just ruled that the FDA's approval of the abortion pill, mifepristone, is invalid (even though it was approved 23 years ago)... Continue Reading →
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