Donald Trump recently "truthed" to his cult, "Why doesn’t Fox and Friends show all of the Polls where I am beating Biden, by a lot. They just won’t do it! Also, they purposely show the absolutely worst pictures of me, especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Worst Fears
So why is Trump skipping the first Republican presidential debate? I don't think it's because he's afraid of tough questions. The debate is being hosted by Fox News and even if they did ask a tough question, like how will he serve out his presidency from a Georgia jail cell, he'd just do what he... Continue Reading →
Trumpless Debate
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I'm not entirely confident in this cartoon anymore. A colleague messaged me and said, "I read the spotlight as the light of god who took him up," and that was within just a few minutes of it... Continue Reading →
Crooked Hurricane Hilary
Hurricane Hilary is headed for Mexico and the west coast and expectations are that California, along with parts of Arizona and Nevada, will receive a year's worth of rain in a day. Isn't that the thing about California? It either receives too much rain or not enough and when it does get the perfect balance,... Continue Reading →
Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha
Abigail Jo Shry, a white (duh) Texan, left a voicemail at the chambers of federal judge Tanya Chutkan's chambers saying, "If Trump doesn’t get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you, so tread lightly, bitch." She also called her a racial slur. She's been arrested and charged. She also threatened Democratic representative Sheila... Continue Reading →
Stiffing Rudy
Rudy Giuliani is 79 years old and looking ahead with all the trouble he's currently in, it's probably safe to say that the quality part of his life is over. Giuliani, formerly revered as "America's mayor," believed casting his lot in with Trump would lead to a cabinet post, such as Secretary of State which... Continue Reading →
Prez on a Bounty
Congressman Byron Donalds must have some of the dumbest constituents in the country, and that's saying a lot because he's from Florida, which has also given us Matt Gaetz. Dum-Dum Donalds was riding the GOP talking point train of outrage over President Biden's response to the wildfires in Maui. A few days ago, while he... Continue Reading →
Peaches and Assholes
I went out last night and had a couple of beers and some huevos con chorizo. I didn't get drunk but I did have more than I would have liked if I'd known I was going to stay up until 2 a.m. for a Trump indictment watch...and then have to get up at 7 a.m.... Continue Reading →
Free Press Free Kansas
One of the greatest dangers to this nation is our loss of freedom and what contributes to that is that so many people can't recognize when our freedom is under attack, such as your right to vote or a women's right to make decisions over her own body. But another that's in danger is the... Continue Reading →
Hanging the Constitution
While I was covering Donald Trump's THIRD arraignment last week in Washington, I said to the non-Trumper standing next to me, "Sometimes they say the quiet parts out loud." What one of the Trumpers said during their protest against Trump's indictment was, "Trump for king." And another thing to really despise about MAGAts is that... Continue Reading →