Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If you are the least cooperative legal client of all time while neglecting to pay your legal bills, then you may get stuck with a lawyer so bad that he enters into evidence that your nickname is Von ShitzInPants. That's what happened to Donald Trump yesterday. Trump's lawyer, Todd How-The-Fuck-Did-I-Pull-The-Short-Straw Blanche used a social media... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump and his minions cry that he's being treated unfairly by the justice system. Canadian conspiracy theorist cartoonist, Cameron Cardow who poses as an anonymous U.S. cartoonist that violates the ethics policy of every legitimate news outlet, compares Trump's treatment to that received by witches burned at the stake, William Wallace, Christians thrown to... Continue Reading →
During jury selection of his hush-money trial, Donald Trump shared a post from Fox News' Jesse Watters claiming that liberal Trump haters were attempting to sneak on the jury. Just a few days before that, Republican Representative Byron Donalds explicitly pleaded with New York MAGAts to sneak onto the jury and acquit Donald Trump. As... Continue Reading →
I was accused of being an antisemite last week for a cartoon criticizing Israel's bombing of civilians in Gaza. The person doing the accusing was Jewish and claimed his family were Holocaust survivors, which he used to justify his claim that I'm antisemitic...for criticizing Israel. Here's the thing, kids... Criticizing Israel doesn't make you antisemitic,... Continue Reading →
"If Cruella doesn't scare you, no evil thing will" is sung in the Disney tune Cruella DeVille. And if South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem doesn't disgust and make you sick, then nothing will. And if you're a Trumper, and you've been supporting the sickness of all that is the cult of Trump, then you're probably... Continue Reading →
Trump's immunity case currently before the Supreme Court is the latest example of why it's losing respect. Donald Trump is asking the court to give him immunity from crimes he committed in his "official" capacity as president (sic). What's most ridiculous about this entire thing is that the Supreme Court of the United States is... Continue Reading →
As pro-Palestinian protests erupt on college campuses across the nation once again, Speaker Mike Johnson decided to make a pilgrimage to Columbia University to take action. Yes, I too was disappointed to discover he went to the university and did not defect to Colombia the nation, especially when I found out Elise Stefanik was with... Continue Reading →
There have been a lot of pecker jokes going around with David Pecker, former publisher of the National Enquirer, testifying in the Trump hush-money trial. But I got over all the penis jokes in 2018 when it was first revealed that the National Enquirer was engaging in what they called catch-and-kill journalism. I use the... Continue Reading →
If you're going to dine on Trump, the finest chefs recommend marinating for 24 hours in ketchup and covfefe. While some may enjoy Trump with some fava beans and a nice chiante, I personally would need a lot of hot sauce. A LOT of hot sauce. So, in case you're a liberal, you may not... Continue Reading →
Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, whom you may remember from such fantastic conspiracy theories like Jewish Space Lasers, Gazpacho Police, and Bill Gates' Peachtree Dish, opposes the United States providing military aid to Ukraine. MTG doesn't oppose this for fiscal or ethical reasons because she lies when she explains her opposition. Marjorie Taylor Greene, like... Continue Reading →
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