You wonder why Trump and his sycophants can't see how ridiculous it looks that they turned their cabinet meeting into a praise and worship session for Donald Trump, but then you look at his hair. No, he doesn't know when he looks ridiculous. I half expect him to walk out of the White House one... Continue Reading →
Perjury Happens
Other than playing poker with Donald Trump, I really wanna start farming. I'm going to start a popcorn farm. How do you grow popcorn? I don't know much about farming. I know you need things like seeds, and dirt and probably a tractor, and you have to wear overalls and live in Iowa with a... Continue Reading →
Hairy Charitable Givings
Donald Trump has a history of fuckery when it comes to charity. In 1996 there was a benefit for a nursery school in Manhattan serving children with AIDS. Trump showed up to the ribbon cutting despite not being invited. He also wasn't a contributor, nor even offered to make a donation when the event was... Continue Reading →
Blow-up Air Traffic Control
Trump's grand initiative to invest in America's infrastructure begins with his desire to privatize the Federal Aviation Administration. What does that mean for me and you? For starters, it means that now you'll spend the entire flight with your head between your knees which is reasonable since Trump plans to spend his entire term with... Continue Reading →
Trump The Alarms
It was over 90 days ago that Trump signed an executive order banning travel from seven Muslim nations, which was supposed to last for 90 days. How much of an emergency was this ban since that time period has expired? How vital was it since during that time there have been zero terrorists attacks in the... Continue Reading →
Captain Underpants
I was feeling my British lineage on Saturday and was dining on bangers and mash at an English theme pub when word came through on the attacks in London. Three terrorists in a van ran over people on the London Bridge and then commenced to stabbing innocents who were enjoying an evening out in the... Continue Reading →
Covfefe
When asked if the public should be concerned that the president sent out an incomprehensible tweet, Sean Spicer said no. I disagree. The public should be very concerned that the president might have suffered an aneurysm in mid-tweet. Sean Spicer is literally defending gibberish. There's been an aspect of Baghdad Bob to Spicy since he debuted... Continue Reading →
Kathy Gets A Head
Liberals are supposed to be tolerant, especially when compared to Republicans. Most are. But when you start wishing violence and even death on your opposition, you're not any better than Ted Nugent. The libs who post such nonsense justify it by saying their target is worthy of a death wish. No, they're not. Not even... Continue Reading →
How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
Trump went from the protective bosom of autocracies where protests are banned, women are oppressed, and tyrants dance with swords, to liberal democracies where they don't buy bullshit. Trump's Eurotrip included a summit with our NATO allies and the G7 Summit. Trump was antisocial and stood alone in corners while the rest of world leaders... Continue Reading →
Radical Nut Job
Before he was elected president with fewer votes than his female Democratic party opponent, Donald Trump loved to toss around the term "radical Islamic terrorism." Now that he's president and visiting Saudi Arabia where the kingdom is praising his narcissism, surrounding him with bright and shiny objects, and they're all dancing with swords, he's found... Continue Reading →