Rolling The DACA Kids


Leave it to me to draw an Easter cartoon the day after Easter. Usually, I kinda feel sorry for the president having to pose with whoever is inside the Easter Bunny costume. It seems undignified and kinda humiliating. But for the past two Easters, I've felt bad for the bunny. Leave it to Republicans not... Continue Reading →

Doctor Suck Up


If you have to kiss ass to get a job, you're most likely going to have to continue sucking up to keep it. Watching a Trump cabinet meeting is evidence of this. Dr. Ronny Jackson may be affable enough that he won't mind. This is a man who has literally been inside Donald Trump. The... Continue Reading →

Roseanne Reboot


I did not watch the reboot of Roseanne on Tuesday night. I'd like to say I avoided it because of Roseanne Barr's bizarre worship of Donald Trump. I don't need a sitcom to laugh at ridiculous people oblivious to reality degrade themselves by worshiping an egocentric dumbass. I have Facebook for that. If nothing else,... Continue Reading →

Not Even A Crabby Lawyer


Donald Trump is going through lawyers faster than Spinal Tap goes through drummers. And just like Spinal Tap, Trump's cases involving collusion with Russia, obstruction of justice, and paying porn stars and Playboy centerfolds to keep quiet are self-destructing. Typically, rich billionaires don't have a problem finding lawyers from the top white-shoe law firms in... Continue Reading →

Dark And Stormy


Stormy Daniels' interview with Anderson Cooper aired on 60 Minutes Sunday night and it was kind of a letdown. If you've been following the story, you didn't learn anything new except that someone threatened Stormy in a parking lot while she was with her daughter and the Forbes Magazine spanking actually happened. I got nothing... Continue Reading →

Come At Me Bro


The stupidity of Donald Trump seems to increase throughout the day, so when he starts the morning by tweeting he'll beat up Joe Biden, "fast and hard, and crying all the way," you know we're in for layers on top of layers of idiocy...and maybe in trouble. Biden made comments that if they were in... Continue Reading →

Do Not Congratulate


If I invited you to come to a party with me, I don't think I'd be required to preempt you from causing a disaster. You're not so stupid that I'd have to warn you beforehand, do not pee in the punch bowl. That's not the sort of thing I'd foresee happening. Donald Trump, the guy... Continue Reading →

Nucken Futz & Associates


Donald Trump is in serious legal trouble. He's being investigated by Robert Mueller, a former head of the FBI and a man who investigated and prosecuted major financial fraud, terrorism and public corruption cases, as well as narcotics conspiracies and international money launderers. He oversaw prosecutions of Manuel Noriega, the Lockerbie bombing case, and the Gambino... Continue Reading →

Facebook Collusion


Have you heard of Coca-Cola? Have you heard of Pepsi? Of course you have. Even if you're not a soft-drink drinker you're very familiar with Coke and Pepsi. You're either a Coke person or a Pepsi person. You know what fast-food franchises sell which drink. They're not just household words and a part of our... Continue Reading →

Putin Has Gas


No one respects women more than Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the least racist person he knows. Donald Trump is a stable genius. Donald Trump has been much tougher on Vladimir Putin and Russia in one year than Barack Obama was in eight. Each of those statements (and many others) is laughable and contrary to... Continue Reading →

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