Join the cult, get free Kool-Aid. Disclaimer: The Kool-Aid isn't really free. Representative Mark Sanford was hit by an air strike, and kinda-sorta literally. Direct from Air Force One on his return home from his Singapore photo-op with dictators and saluting North Korean generals, Donald Trump bombed the South Carolina Republican's re-election bid. With about... Continue Reading →
Fun With Dictators
Come to Sandals on the beautiful coastline of North Korea. There's no Wi-Fi. You will be closely monitored and tailed by government officials at all times. You will not be allowed to leave the resort or talk to the locals. If you touch anything, you may be relocated permanently to a different kind of resort.... Continue Reading →
American Beaches
The summit in Singapore between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un was truly historic. It was the first time an American president legitimized the dictatorial regime of North Korea. Atlantic writer Jeffrey Goldberg has been searching out the Trump doctrine on foreign policy. After talking to administration officials over several weeks, he finally got one... Continue Reading →
Ugly American Baby
Donald Trump attended the G7 Summit against his will. He didn't want to go, probably because he had spent the week insulting our allies while lobbying for Vladimir Putin. Trump arrived late to the summit and he left early. He agreed to a communiqué (which is a big word for Trump) by the allies but... Continue Reading →
Crate And Peril
Senator Jeff Merkley, a Democrat from Oregon, visited a detention center in Texas last week and described the facility. He said, "What you have is cyclone fencing and fence posts that look like cages. They look like the way you would construct a dog kennel." Jeff Sessions' Justice Department hit back, saying they don't employ the use... Continue Reading →
G7 Pardon
Before he stepped on Obama's airplane to head to the G7 summit in Canada, Trump took questions from a few reporters and said that Russian President Vladimir Putin really wanted Hillary Clinton to win the election, and he, Trump, was his worst nightmare. I don't know about you but my nightmares consist of stuff, like... Continue Reading →
CAPS! CAPS! CAPS!
I like hockey but I have never been a consistent follower. I'd love to say the Caps are my team since they just won the Stanley Cup, and they are my region's team, but I don't want to go all bandwagony on you. About ten years ago, you couldn't find a hockey fan in this... Continue Reading →
Foolish For Dear Leader
Donald Trump says he can pardon himself, but poses the supposedly hypothetical question; why would he when he's innocent? Another question is; if you're innocent, why are you talking about pardoning yourself? I can disagree with Trump about the president having the legal power to pardon himself, and you could rightfully point out that I'm... Continue Reading →
Kilauea
On September 11, 2001, my mother called me freaking out and afraid that terrorists were going to fly airplanes into my apartment. I live 50 miles from the Pentagon, but for mom, that was still too close. She passed away in 2002 but would have lost her mind if she had seen the events of... Continue Reading →
Trump Pardon Bingo
Usually, a president takes his power to pardon very seriously. They take recommendations from the Justice Department after they've studied a case for at least two years. Typically, pardons come at the end of a presidential term. Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama didn't issue one pardon between them during their first two years.... Continue Reading →