There are mysteries in the world and some things you just can't explain, like how does Matthew McConaughey have an Oscar? Why? Why? Why? Doesn't make sense, does it? But you have to understand that not everything fits stereotypes and expectations, like having an Oscar doesn't really mean you're a good actor or that a... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 34
Check out some roughs from the past week. We went with this for the CNN toon. This isn't a different idea but it's a different way of doing it. I don't think either is better than the other, but it was an option. I finished this one later. I liked it too much. It's not... Continue Reading →
Democratic Hoaxes Kill
I have a brand new apartment and I'm in love with it. It's the first time in nearly 20 years I've lived alone, and that's something I've been waiting a very long time for. It's really cool because it's inside a very old building that you have to enter and climb stairs to get into... Continue Reading →
Purging With Ginni
Donald Trump believes Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor should recuse themselves from all cases involving him. If that actually happened, he'd be winning all his cases, in the worst-case scenario, by a 4-3 vote. There's already a conservative majority on the bench. Most cases go 5-4 for conservatives. But, there are... Continue Reading →
Pray The Corona Away
Donald Trump is responding to the coronavirus and he wants us to know it's under control and he understands the science. This is a guy who believes climate change is a hoax created in China. He claimed raking forests prevents fires. He thought the best way to put out the Notre Dame fire was to... Continue Reading →
Kissy Cuddly Commies
Maybe it's just me, but if you identify yourself as a socialist in the United States and you want to be elected to the nation's highest office, maybe don't go around praising communist leaders. Last Sunday during a 60 Minutes interview, Bernie Sanders praised the increase in literacy rates in Fidel Castro's Cuba after his... Continue Reading →
Rikki Tikki Hamberder
How did India get a visit from an American president that wasn't just another stop on a multi-nation diplomatic journey? Pandering. That's how you get recognition from an American president. Saudi Arabia threw Trump a sword dance. China showed him the Forbidden City and told him he was the first president to ever visit. The... Continue Reading →
Fartsy Foreign Meddling
I have this belief that if Donald Trump wins reelection, he'll pull the United States out of NATO, he'll invite Vladimir Putin to the White House, and he'll withdraw all American forces off the Korean peninsula. I don't have this belief because I'm suffering from imaginary Trump Derangement Syndrome. I believe this because there are... Continue Reading →
Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians
I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →
Pardo For Blago
The Trump cult likes to believe Donald Trump is a great negotiator. So how do they deal with the fact that he's been publicly out-negotiated by people like Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Un? They pretend it never happened. They were proud of Trump being a billionaire who promised to release his taxes. When he... Continue Reading →