Where’s Mike Pence?


Where's Mike Pence been? Yesterday, he was at the Mayo Clinic. Pence, who leads the White House's Coronavirus Task Force visited the clinic yesterday and violated their policy that everyone who enters has to wear a face mask. He also violated the guidelines of the...wait for it...White House's Coronavirus Task Force. Is there really a... Continue Reading →

Damn Yankees


Mitch McConnell would rather states go bankrupt than receive federal money for bailouts during the coronavirus pandemic. Specifically, he'd rather blue states go bankrupt. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo who's been schooling Republicans throughout this crisis and has been demonstrating real leadership while Donald Trump's been more focused on his hurt feelings, said "This is... Continue Reading →

Oh Yeah


If you're a Trump cultist using the current line of bullshit, er...talking point from Donald Trump that he was being "sarcastic" while suggesting people with Covid-19 should "ingest" household cleaning products and somehow getting UV lights inside their bodies, I have a little free advice for you. Stop. Hey, don't take it from me. Take... Continue Reading →

Trumpy Bubbles


To all those liberals who still haven't gotten over that Bernie Sanders will not be the Democratic Party's nominee and are on a scorched-Earth campaign promoting that Joe Biden is senile (I'm looking at you, Ted Rall): Joe Biden's not the candidate telling people to ingest bleach and eat lightbulbs. During yesterday's shitshow disguised as... Continue Reading →

Sniffy Is Squishy


Key models from the federal government, you know that government headed by Donald Trump, says Georgia and 11 other states should wait until at least June 8 to reopen. But, Georgia decided to say "fuck it" and open now. According to reports, Donald Trump and Mike Pence both called Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to congratulate... Continue Reading →

Broken Test


One of Donald Trump's excuses for doing such a lousy job handling the coronavirus pandemic is that President Obama left him "broken tests." Naturally, this is a lie. Let's disregard the most obvious reason this is a lie in that it came from Donald Trump, but can a member of the class tell me the... Continue Reading →

Maga Monkeys


As I'm sure you're aware of now, the MAGAt teabagger gang is at it again. Trump cultists are protesting the government's stay-at-home orders in several states. They're anxious to get the economy rolling again, to get back to work, to resume earning a living, and to just get out of the house. We all have... Continue Reading →

The Whopper Becomes Hamberder King


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Donald Trump claimed he had "total authority" and could order the states when to reopen. He backtracked and said he's going to let the governors work it out. Why'd he backtrack? To avoid the... Continue Reading →

Covid Darwin Winners


Do you know when the Confederate flag definitely isn't about heritage? When it's in Michigan. I stole that from somewhere I can't remember. A bunch of Michigan yokels gathered tightly together to protest Governor Grethen Whitmer's coronavirus restrictions. Call me a cynic, but I think it's less to do with public safety and personal liberty... Continue Reading →

DeSantis Feeds The Children


Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →

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