Billionaires In Space


When you see bored billionaires spending their money to go into space or say they didn't know taxes were supposed to be paid on fringe benefits like cars, apartments, and tuition, you know we need to raise taxes on these rich-ass bastards. American billionaires Jeff Bezos, South African/Canadian/American (make up your mind) billionaire Elon Musk,... Continue Reading →

Gopher His Balls


When Donald Trump was running for president in 2016, he promised he would release his taxes returns to the public. He repeated the promise over and over while not delivering on it. After he won the election, he said screw it and that nobody could see them, nobody had the right, and claimed the public... Continue Reading →

Paid More Than Trump


Raise your hand if you paid more in taxes than Donald Trump. Everybody? The New York Times has published an investigation that finally gives us a clear look at Donald Trump's taxes. The weirdest thing about Donald Trump is that he's president without disclosing his taxes or selling off his businesses. Basically, we have to... Continue Reading →

Cognitive Trump


When Donald Trump revealed he took a cognitive test, his manner of describing it made you think he needs to take a cognitive test. Donald Trump told Sean Hannity, "I actually took one when I — very recently, when I — when I was (this is where he seems to stop himself before revealing why... Continue Reading →

Florida Buttman


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Is Donald Trump moving his permanent residence to Florida because of taxes, criminal investigations, or because New York hurt his feelings? Maybe a combination of all three. There are also the logistics of a... Continue Reading →

Brains Don’t Work On The Girl


The Trump kids, much like their father, are seriously out of their element when it comes to politics and well...anything that requires comprehension, consistency, and honesty. Donald Trump's full-grown trust-fund babies are at their best when they ignore what's actually going on, like when Jr. and Eric tweeted denials that their father was booed at... Continue Reading →

Roll Out The Barrel


Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I felt a little bit chunky on Friday. It was one of those spoke-too-soon things. Thursday, I sent CNN eight ideas. The editor replied asking if he could make the decision Friday morning... Continue Reading →

The Biggest Shoeser


Negotiating with China for a better trade agreement is a good thing. In fact, Democrats may be more supportive of the trade war than free-market Republicans. What's not good is engaging in a trade war as there's rarely a winner. What's even worse is that these negotiations are being led by Donald Trump. While Donald... Continue Reading →

Trumpy Tax Tragedy


If you still believe Donald Trump is a genius, great businessman, great negotiator, and built a great company, you’re in a cult. ‬ The New York Times published a story this week in great detail about how Trump spent the 1980s losing over a billion dollars. According to the IRS, Donald Trump lost more money... Continue Reading →

Transparent President?


For Donald Trump, claiming he's the "most transparent president ever," would be like saying you're honest while stealing from a charity. It'd be like saying you're a great businessman and writing a book called "Art of the Deal" during a decade of losing over a billion dollars. It'd be like saying, "I'm the least racist... Continue Reading →

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