Nancy Boy


Donald Trump is a delusional person. In addition to not playing with a full deck, he's not playing with reality. Unfortunately, he's also president of the United States. Trump lies. According to The Washington Post, in a span of 649 days, Trump told 6,420 lies. In the seven weeks leading up the midterm elections, Trump... Continue Reading →

Diary Of A Wimpy President


Donald Trump had a bad day. The day started with his buddy Roger Stone being arrested and indicted, and visuals of long delays at airports because of his shutdown (LaGuardia alone had over 1,100 delays). Facing a 34% approval rating, 46% approval for impeachment, and receiving more blame for the shutdown than Democrats because he... Continue Reading →

Shutdown Sufferers


Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has officially canceled Donald Trump giving a State of the Union address before Congress. She sent a letter using language Trump can understand. Reportedly, it said "nyet." Trump intends to continue the government shutdown indefinitely as the White House is doing a study on how much damage will be... Continue Reading →

Hater Dreams


How long will a racist spend at the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial when forced to go? About two minutes. I can relate. It's like going to a party you don't want to go to, or has often been my case in the past, a band's show. But, you feel you need to make an... Continue Reading →

Cork In The Union


Cartoonist note: If you heard the analogy in this cartoon before, it's because I tweeted and facebooked it yesterday. In case you haven't noticed by now, Donald Trump is a man-baby who doesn't just need approval (why doesn't The New York Times like him?), he craves adoration. Every cabinet meeting begins with genuflection and the entire room... Continue Reading →

No.


The word Donald Trump hates hearing the most is "no." He especially hates hearing it from women, whether it's, "No, you can't barge into that teenage girls' dressing room," or from a female Speaker of the House saying, "No, you can't have money for a racist, medieval vanity project." During the last session of negotiations... Continue Reading →

Trump Relates


There are so many ways Donald Trump can relate to furloughed federal workers unable to pay their bills because of his shutdown. For example; none of them were able to spend New Years Eve and day at Mar-a-Lago. Why, Trump was forced to spend it in the cold, drab White House. He probably didn't even... Continue Reading →

Prime Time Liar


Last night, Donald Trump made news with a prime time address from the prestigious setting of the Oval Office. I mean, it was news if you're a Trump sycophant who believes a 72-year-old racist, sniffy, bloviating Cheeto-skinned fear monger repeating the same arguments from the past three years off a teleprompter with the reading level... Continue Reading →

THE National Emergency


Apparently, we're under a "national emergency" that will allow Donald Trump to become a dictator. No. The emergency isn't over the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Breakfast Club dancing video or a congresswoman dropping an F-bomb while talking impeachment. Trump is threatening to declare a national emergency if Democrats don't give him $5 billion to start his racist... Continue Reading →

Putin Talking Points


Did you know the reason the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in 1979 was because of terrorism? Did you know the Soviet Union had the right to invade them? Did you know it led to the Soviet Union being called "Russia" today? Yeah, me neither. First, a quick little history lesson. Afghanistan was a puppet government... Continue Reading →

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