In retaliation for the United States placing more sanctions on that nation, Russia expelled 755 U.S. diplomats. Trump, who has talked tough to Mitch McConnell, Jeff Sessions, Kim Jong Un, Kristen Stewart, Broadway plays, and almost everyone in the world with a Twitter account, thanked Putin. Yeah. He thanked Vladimir for expelling U.S. diplomats. Hey,... Continue Reading →
General Kelly, Meet Captain Chaos
"Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair." - The Joker, The Dark Knight, 2008 Not every individual in the Trump administration is regarded as an incompetent loon, like Rick Perry, Betsy Devos, Ben Carson, Kellyanne Conway, etc. Rex Tillerson, General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, and H.R. McMaster have entered with respect and... Continue Reading →
Hating Jeff’s Cookies
A flaming bag of poo may be the perfect metaphor for the Trump administration. Jeff Sessions wasn't just one of the first elected officials to endorse Donald Trump for president, he was the first United States Senator to back Trump. Sessions looked at Trump and saw narcissism, ignorance, stupidity, sexism, and racism and said, "that's... Continue Reading →
Skeletons And Then Some
Donald Trump says that if Special Counsel Robert Mueller looks into his or his family's finances that aren't related to Russia, then that'll be going too far. He's hinting that he may fire Mueller. Our president is a man who doesn't understand a lot of things. We can add investigations to that ever-expanding list. You... Continue Reading →
Lost In Translation
Donald Trump and his sycophants complain constantly how the story about his campaign colluding with Russia is fake news. They cry how the media is obsessed with it and a lot of people agree, not just Trump freaks. Why won't the media stop talking about Russia? Probably because Trump, his family, his campaign, and his... Continue Reading →
Russian For Transparency
I'm going to dinner with two of my best friends who are coming in from out of town, and I haven't seen them in a really long time. So, column will come later. Update 11:39 A.M., 07/15/2017 Here's your column: I expect any day now for Donald Trump to tell us that he's not a... Continue Reading →
Pardon The Sibling Rivalry
Perhaps the most ironic part of the Donald Trump Jr. story is that proof the Trump campaign colluded with Russia is an email. How delightful. Junior has gotten himself in deeper legal trouble, his brother-in-law could be facing five years for falsifying his security clearance, Trump's campaign has to find a new defense other than... Continue Reading →
Urine A Lot Of Trouble
At this point, I kinda half expect Trump to release the pee tape to distract us from all the treason his campaign and family have committed. For months, Donald Trump has been screaming "fake news" and that the Russia story is a hoax perpetuated by Democrats as an excuse for losing an election they should... Continue Reading →
Your Reliable News Source
CNN had a rough week. Three of their journalists resigned last week over a story about a Trump associate and his ties to Russia. The news network retracted and apologized. Conservatives are using this as proof that the mainstream media engages in fake news, especially when it comes to covering Donald Trump. When someone gives... Continue Reading →
Blaming Obama
In the movie Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are two 39-year-old men with the maturity of eight-year-olds who still live at home. They ask the father for permission to convert their beds into bunk beds so they can have more space in their shared room for “activities.” The father thinks it’s a bad... Continue Reading →