If there's one thing we should all be sure of, Hillary Clinton was the best presidential candidate because Vladimir Putin wanted us to elect Donald Trump. On Friday, Special Counsel Robert Mueller indicted thirteen Russians. Donald Trump FINALLY admitted Russia meddled in our election in a statement that was focused, surprise, entirely on himself. Trump... Continue Reading →
Good Memo Bad Memo
In a normal world where right-wing lunatics don't base their political beliefs upon ridiculous conspiracy theories, the Democrats in Congress wouldn't have to release a memo to counter the cherry-picked blatant partisan one put out by the GOP. The entire gist of the Republican memo is that the FBI broke rules and procedures by using... Continue Reading →
Color My Memo
According to Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee, the key to destroying the Trump campaign was through....Carter Page. Yeah, OK then. The Republican talking point is that the FBI had it out for Trump and was trying to elect Hillary Clinton. That ignores the fact the FBI made a huge statement about reopening the investigation... Continue Reading →
Future Model Prisoner Maybe
Yeah, I'm a jerk. To be a Trump sycophant one must shred their dignity, soul, respectability, credibility, decency, and perhaps all traces of what's left of their humanity. Reason and logic are pretty much out of the question too. In return, you may acquire a nice orange jumpsuit. When the first drips would come out... Continue Reading →
FISA Memo
During the Obama presidency, Republican wingnuts perpetuated conspiracy theories that he was out to destroy America and would never leave office when his terms were up. Without any actual evidence to base these beliefs, they shat out one flimsy reason after another. He was born in Kenya. His birth certificate is a forgery. Nobody knew... Continue Reading →
Groundhog Day…Again
I've heard several political pundits compare the Trump era to Groundhog Day. Not the day when a rodent pops out of a hole and predicts weather. They're comparing it to the great Bill Murray/Harold Ramis movie, Groundhog Day. Released in 1993, Bill Murray is an egotistical weatherman stuck indefinitely in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on Groundhog Day,... Continue Reading →
Trump Testimony
You would think every high-profile and esteemed lawyer in Washington would be lining up to represent the president of the United States, especially one who is a supposed billionaire who can pay exorbitant legal fees. But every lawyer worth a crap has rejected his requests for legal representation. That's what happens when, A.) you don't... Continue Reading →
Flynn Flam
Donald Trump asked then FBI Director James Comey to drop the bureau's investigation of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Trump did this because Flynn "is a good guy." Trump did not want the investigation stopped because Flynn is a good guy. He wanted it ended because of what Flynn knows. Trump has asked Senators... Continue Reading →
Indictment Palooza
If you're feeling squishy about yourself because you boldly predicted Mueller's first indictment would be for Paul Manafort, give yourself an obvious cookie. What will you predict next? Sarah Huckabee Sanders will deflect with something stupid? One person who deserves a cookie, or an entire box, is Robert Mueller. This man, despite being accused of... Continue Reading →
Russian Troll Farm
Today, we're going to start with the basics and have a lesson on trolls. No. Not the mythological trolls who live under bridges, though some of these trolls would probably live under a bridge if that bridge was also a Wi-Fi hotspot. We're going to talk about internet trolls. Now, if you do not post... Continue Reading →