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It's after 8 P.M. so sorry, you're not getting a chunky and informative blog today. I wrote this idea Thursday night in Huntsville but the rough was staged a lot differently than what you see here. I started drawing this cartoon at the Huntsville Airport but since I couldn't check my bag in for a... Continue Reading →
While eating a veal parmesan sandwich in a Queen's diner a couple nights ago, I heard a bunch of kids talking about John Cena, the wrestler. These were elementary-age kids and they were there with their parents of course. I didn't pay enough attention to the context, but they were talking about Cena a lot.... Continue Reading →
Fucknut Qanon troglodyte she-beast Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to visit January 6 defendants in prison. She believes the white nationalist terrorists who committed an insurrection in attacking our nation in a failed coup attempt are patriots. But hey, maybe while she's there, she can visit the biggest January 6 defendant, former president (sic) of the... Continue Reading →
On a recent night at Mar-a-Lago, the guy who used to occupy the White House raised a glass of champagne and toasted himself. He praised his policies on China with whom he started an unwinnable trade war. He praised himself on how he dealt with Iran which was to remove the U.S out of a... Continue Reading →
Since I'm social distancing and hanging by myself today, why not draw a cartoon? Who am I kidding? I was going to draw one anyway. Hell, last Thanksgiving, I was in Washington, D.C. with my then-girlfriend. We had Chinese food in China Town and saw the Capitals play (they won. I bought a cap)...and the... Continue Reading →
Mueller time came with a whimper for many and devastation for others. If you have read the Mueller Report or at least paid attention to legitimate news sources over the past few months, then Mueller's testimony before the Congressional Judiciary Committee wasn't revealing and didn't present any new grounds to impeach Trump. You already knew... Continue Reading →
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was in Normandy to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day. She was asked about comments Donald Trump made about her during the trip, and she replied, "I don’t talk... Continue Reading →
I've heard several political pundits compare the Trump era to Groundhog Day. Not the day when a rodent pops out of a hole and predicts weather. They're comparing it to the great Bill Murray/Harold Ramis movie, Groundhog Day. Released in 1993, Bill Murray is an egotistical weatherman stuck indefinitely in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on Groundhog Day,... Continue Reading →
You would think every high-profile and esteemed lawyer in Washington would be lining up to represent the president of the United States, especially one who is a supposed billionaire who can pay exorbitant legal fees. But every lawyer worth a crap has rejected his requests for legal representation. That's what happens when, A.) you don't... Continue Reading →
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