After Trump


During the Obama presidency, when a leader and members of his administration spoke in complete sentences, Republicans accused the president of being the most divisive in American history. A conservative colleague of mine wrote repeatedly about how divisive Obama was. But seeing that my friend and Republicans don't use that term in regards to Donald... Continue Reading →

Capitol Freaking Beaches


Congress is full of bitches. Bitches like Rand Paul, Matt Gaetz, and Ted Yoho. Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, is being yelled at by a bunch of dicks. Liz had the gall to say something nice about Dr. Anthony Fauci, a man GOP talking points have labeled as the enemy. She's also said things... Continue Reading →

Infecting Monuments


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Here's a question: Has anyone checked to see if Donald Trump's trip to South Dakota was paid for by the Trump Campaign, or was it officially listed as a "presidential" (sic) trip thus sticking us with the... Continue Reading →

Sniveling Corona Cowards


I've always liked the actor Kevin James. I liked his show, King of Queens, and thought he did a great job and matched well with Will Smith in Hitch. Heck, I even liked Paul Blart a little. Granted, everything else he's done has kinda sucked, but I still liked him. He's always seemed like an... Continue Reading →

How’s It Hanging?


If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →

Cashing Thank-Yous


It's important that we thank people but it's not important that you get thanked. Do you understand this? It's like this: It's more important to give than it is to receive. Got it? Even my Republican readers? Probably not, but here we go. Being thanked and appreciated is important to all of us, but it's... Continue Reading →

MAGA Virus


Is MAGA contagious? Before Trump won his party's nomination, the majority of Republican officeholders were against his candidacy. Lindsey Graham called him a racist. Paul Ryan said his comments were the definition of racism. Nikki Haley said his "siren call" was dangerous. Ted Cruz called him a "sniveling coward." Marco Rubio made fun of the... Continue Reading →

The Republican God


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I'm going to use this cartoon to digress and rant on something that kinda annoys me. The thing that annoys me about Trump supporters is that they have to pretend Donald Trump is a... Continue Reading →

Menacing Mittens


Today, Mitt Romney, Republican Senator from Utah and former presidential candidate, voted to convict Donald Trump on one charge of impeachment. Mitt Romney exercised his conscience, dignity, and independence which are all things the Republican Party had thought they had eradicated. I thought they had eradicated it too. On Wednesday, every single Republican Senator voted... Continue Reading →

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