As he was taking the stand to testify in the New York trial of his family overvaluing their property, Donald Trump Jr said to one of the sketch artists in the courtroom, "Make me look sexy." I don't think this guy can say anything without it coming off as moronic, douchey, or self-serving. The only... Continue Reading →
Trust-Fund Baby Testimony
The biggest headache for Donald Trump's lawyers is that he never cooperates with the game plan. The dotard is constantly posting confessions on social media without realizing, that is when he's not publicly intimidating witnesses and court staff. On top of that, he doesn't pay them or even worse, he makes them co-defendants. But the... Continue Reading →
Server Sleeps with Fishes
Donald Trump made a lot of noise about Hillary Clinton's private server in 2016. He even asked Russia to hack into it (they instead hacked into the servers of the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton Campaign). So it's rich and juicy irony that one of Special Counsel Jack Smith's charges against Trump is for... Continue Reading →
Biden Crime Family
What's on Hunter Biden's laptop that's evidence of a crime? Have you heard or seen anything verifiable? Sure, you got MAGAts all over social media saying there's proof without providing any. You got them showing pics that are fakes they claim are from the laptop. You have them saying there's evidence on the laptop that... Continue Reading →
Apples and Oranges and Whatabouts
Goons tweet at me quite often. I do enjoy hitting their nerves and that I'm so important to them so I don't block them unless they become annoying trolls. I would rather mute them than block them. Plus, when you block them, they boast about it. I have one consistent MAGAt who's anonymous with only... Continue Reading →
Cake For Bannon
Steve Bannon has been sentenced to four months in jail for refusing to comply with a congressional subpoena. His prison sentence is about two and a half terms of Liz Truss being prime minister (yes, that was a cartoon idea but I had already done enough on her). Bannon is allowed to appeal, but he... Continue Reading →
Bannon Perp Walk
A Grifter's gotta grift, and this grifter may possibly be grifting his way into a state prison. Steve Bannon, former chairman of neo-Nazi publication Breitbart and former chief racist advisor for neo-Nazi president (sic) Donald Trump, has been indicted for the second time on a scheme to defraud stupid MAGAts to make donations to "build... Continue Reading →
MAGA Masters
This is my concern...or another one of my concerns. If a Trump-appointed judge can install a Special Master to go over every single document the FBI seized from Trump's bedbug-ridden country club (MAGA-Lard-O is it?) to decide what the Justice Department can and can't use as evidence (mostly can't here), then who will she pick?... Continue Reading →
Special Master’s Master
A federal judge intervened yesterday in the case of Donald Trump stealing government documents, many of which are classified, and appointed an independent arbiter, known as a "Special Master," to review the over 11,000 documents to determine which should be deemed attorney/client privilege and executive privilege. On paper, this sounds fair. Golly gee wilikers, this... Continue Reading →
Trump Whine
So yesterday, another political cartoonist made a public post rhetorically asking who could have predicted there would be 100 toilet cartoons after the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago, and then he praised himself saying it was he who made that prediction. He failed to mention he was one of the hundred who drew a Wizard of... Continue Reading →