Tiny Desk Donald


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I totally forgot to blog this cartoon last week. What I normally do is give CNN all Sunday with the cartoon then later that night, or Monday...or even Tuesday, I'll post it on my page. The danger... Continue Reading →

Fudge Christmas


I don't begrudge Melania Trump for her comments about Christmas. I'll say it too. Fuck Christmas stuff. Fuck Christmas decorations. Bold, eh? I just don't really care and most Christmas music, to my ears, is total crap with there being only four good Christmas songs. OK, I don't totally hate Christmas. I think it's just... Continue Reading →

Drippy With Bibi


There is no law prohibiting the United States government from assassinating foreign leaders and officials. There is an executive order issued in the 1970s by President Gerald Ford that has been upheld by every American president except Donald Trump, though to be fair, Trump probably isn't aware of it. But that order isn't enough to... Continue Reading →

Tiny Desk For Diaper Don


Yesterday, Donald Trump finally took a few questions from reporters and said that he'd leave the White House if the electoral college goes for Joe Biden. He said, "Certainly I will. And you know that." Then he said, "If they do, they’ve made a mistake." Later in the day, he moved the goal post, again,... Continue Reading →

Turkey Coup Fail


Donald Trump's coup has failed. Yesterday, the head of the General Services Administration, a low-profile agency that directs resources for stuff like government real estate and oh yeah...transition funds from one presidential administration to the next, announced it was approving the transition to the Biden administration. After a presidential election when a new leader is... Continue Reading →

Goodbye, Jerk


Right now, Donald Trump is in the denial stage. He believes he's won the election and it was stolen from him. But even Hitler in his bunker at some point realized the Soviets were knocking on his door and the war was lost. Is Trump's denial greater than Hitler's? Donald Trump doesn't even have evidence... Continue Reading →

Operation Bucket Trap


Since Donald Trump projects, naturally he'd spend a week hiding inside the White House after spending months claiming Joe Biden was hiding in his basement. When Joe Biden was staying home and wasn't on the campaign trail, it was so he wouldn't put lives in danger by campaigning. When Trump stays home hiding, it's because... Continue Reading →

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