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If Green Acres' Mr. Haney and Grandpa Munster got busy and had a hate baby, it would be Ted Cruz...if it was born in Canada. Ted Cruz is a disgusting, slimy, skeezy, smarmy, pompous, vile excuse of a human being, but let me tell you how I really feel about him. The man has zero... Continue Reading →
As you probably saw on the news, Trump rednecks were harassing a Biden/Harris campaign bus in Texas. They surrounded the bus, were waving weapons, and one vehicle was nearly ran off the road. Donald Trump is upset the FBI is "investigating" it. Here's a tip, kids: If you're going to do anything bad, do it... Continue Reading →
The Republican Party has been struggling to attract members and voters who aren't white or Christian. Well, they're not actually struggling because they're not really trying to attract people who aren't white Christians. Or if they are, they're doing a very bad job with it. Iowa Republican congressman Steve King has a history of racism.... Continue Reading →
What scares Republicans more than a right-wing racist lie about a diseased caravan full of gang bangers, Islamic terrorists, and immigrants seeking to sponge off American welfare and vote illegally? American minorities who vote. Yikes! Republicans create lies about millions of illegal voters destroying the integrity of our elections while working overtime to prevent legally... Continue Reading →
Beto O'Rourke, the Democratic candidate for the Texas U.S. Senate seat is being accused of pretending to be Latino by supporters of Senator Ted Cruz, a guy many accuse of pretending to be Caucasian. O'Rourke is currently representing Texas in Congress. His first name is Robert, which is where the nickname "Beto" came from, as... Continue Reading →
Joel Osteen is a mega-preacher who operates a mega-church that makes mega-moolah. Financially, Osteen is worth around $56 million dollars. Ethically, he's worth a lot less. Osteen preaches out of Houston where he promotes "prosperity theology." His televised sermons are seen by over seven million people each week, and over 20 million monthly in over... Continue Reading →
I have gone through four hurricanes in my life, so my heart is with everyone currently dealing with Harvey in Texas. However, I can't help but make fun of a red state that claims they don't need the federal government until a disaster shows up, and religious zealots who blame natural disasters on liberal stuff... Continue Reading →
Ever watch that game show Wipeout where contestants have to go through humiliating and extremely difficult physical obstacle courses to win the prize? The players are always getting knocked down, punched in the face, and knocked into a great big muddy pool. It's a really cool show to watch if you're drinking in a bar... Continue Reading →
I got this idea a couple days ago but I held off on drawing it as I had already done a bathroom cartoon this week. I stored the idea in a folder I have for concepts I need to hold off on. Some of the ideas come to life while most wither away into obscurity.... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
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