Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
I made a comment yesterday about Carly Fiorina endorsing Ted Cruz. It was regarding how Fiorina and Ted have run the two most dishonest presidential campaigns this year....so far. Listen to both their comments regarding Planned Parenthood. Egad the lies! A reader told me she felt a cartoon was coming on the subject. I told... Continue Reading →
I watched the Democratic Debate last night. The candidates didn't create nicknames for each other. No one was called a "liar." There was talk about the Flint water crisis, student debt, trade, bailouts, the auto industry. There wasn't a penis reference. There wasn't a booger. It was so boring. The lowest jab might have been... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
We all know Ted Cruz is sleazy and is running the dirtiest campaign of anyone currently seeking the presidency. That's in addition to his general all around creepiness and unlikeability. On the day of the Iowa caucus he told supporters that Ben Carson had dropped out, and he hadn't. This week his campaign circulated a fake... Continue Reading →
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