Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If Green Acres' Mr. Haney and Grandpa Munster got busy and had a hate baby, it would be Ted Cruz...if it was born in Canada. Ted Cruz is a disgusting, slimy, skeezy, smarmy, pompous, vile excuse of a human being, but let me tell you how I really feel about him. The man has zero... Continue Reading →
I spent last Thursday morning nauseous and queasy from food poisoning. This morning, I was looking up photos of Senate Republicans, so yeah...another Thursday morning feeling nauseous and queasy. Senate Republicans have already abandoned the oath they swore to when they took office. You know, that quaint idea of protecting and defending the United States... Continue Reading →
Is anyone surprised that Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and other Senate Republicans are promising to violate an oath before they even swear to it? Of course not as these are the same Republicans who have given up on everything they used to believe in. Remember when they claimed to believe in family values, the military,... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz may NOT be the Zodiac Killer, but he will throw his family under the bus for a cheap political payoff. He didn't just throw his family under the bus. He sacrificed his pride, dignity, and anything that remotely resembled principles. But, that's kinda par for the course for people who support Donald Trump.... Continue Reading →
Beto O'Rourke, the Democratic candidate for the Texas U.S. Senate seat is being accused of pretending to be Latino by supporters of Senator Ted Cruz, a guy many accuse of pretending to be Caucasian. O'Rourke is currently representing Texas in Congress. His first name is Robert, which is where the nickname "Beto" came from, as... Continue Reading →
I didn't really think it was a huge story that Ted Cruz, or someone who has access to his Twitter account, clicked like on a porn tweet. I made a few cracks about it on social media and laughed along with everyone else making puns. The tweet of a video that Ted clicked like on... Continue Reading →
You take one look at Ted Cruz's face and you think, gee...if there is a god he must have really hated Ted before he was even born. God would not be alone in hating Ted Cruz. Hardly anybody likes the guy, except troglodytes. I have a conservative political cartoonist colleague who loves him. He voted... Continue Reading →
Ya' know, this might be the best caricature that's ever been drawn of Ted Cruz. I'm not patting myself on the back here as I only drew a robe with a black hole for the face. Usually, when it comes to black holes and Ted Cruz, the black hole is where his heart should be.... Continue Reading →
Texas Senator and former and future presidential candidate Ted Cruz just endorsed Donald Trump. At the Republican convention in Cleveland Cruz drew much condemnation for not endorsing Trump and saying that every voter has to follow their conscience. It turns out,Ted Cruz doesn't have one. Donald Trump has insulted Ted by giving him the clever... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz spoke at the GOP convention and was loudly booed by the Trump supporters. He refused to endorse Trump. When he spoke of people voting their conscience, many took it as him saying don't vote for Trump. But these are Republicans. Earlier in the week they booed the rock band Third Eye Blind when... Continue Reading →
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