If you're at a rally or a protest and the person next to you is flying a Swastika, you may be on the wrong side. Why is this so hard for conservatives to understand? Oh, yeah. Because hate is not a deal-breaker for them. Look at all the Trump voters. The Trump train is the... Continue Reading →
Republican Tip Lines
Virginia's new Republican sweater vest governor (sic), Glenn Youngkin, has set up a "tip line" for parents to snitch on public school teachers who are promoting "divisive practices" or enforcing mask mandates. This tip line follows the governor's (sic) very first executive order banning any history being taught that makes white people feel bad. The... Continue Reading →
Color GOP Sexy
Republicans are having racist conniption fits over President Joe Biden's pledge to nominate a black woman to fill the vacancy left on the Supreme Court by Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement. They're trying to mask their opposition to Biden's promise by claiming it's about choosing the most qualified person to sit on the highest court in... Continue Reading →
Breyer Retires
President Joe Biden gets a Supreme Court pick and there's very little Republicans can do to stop it. Justice Stephen Breyer is retiring and he's picked the right time to do it because by this time next year, Republicans may control the Senate again, and despite there being two years left in President Biden's term,... Continue Reading →
Mitch, Please
Politicians make gaffes. Some examples are Gary Johnson's "What is Aleppo?" Rick Perry unable to name the third department he'd eliminate (which he was later appointed to head by Trump). George W. Bush's "Fool me once, shame on you...fool me...can't get fooled again." President Obama's "57 states," which Republicans still can't let go. And then... Continue Reading →
Rudy Tooty Colludy Subpoodied
The January 6 Committee has issued subpoenas for Jenna Ellis, Boris Epshteyn (you can't have a good Trump controversy without a Boris), Sidney Powell, and Rudy Giuliani. This should be fun. Jenna Ellis drafted a memo on how then-President (sic) Trump could invalidate the election results by exploiting an obscure law. Sidney Powell worked on... Continue Reading →
Trump Booster For DeSantis
Donald Trump is mad. Sure, he's always mad, but this occasion is interesting. We've seen Trump hate on Republicans before. He's had horrible things to say about John McCain, George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Jeb Bush (he hates Bushes), Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, and all Republicans who don't kiss his ass.... Continue Reading →
Youngkin, Day One
Glenn Youngkin made sure on his very first day as Virginia's governor (ack) that we'd know just how horrible and inept he's going to be. On his first day as governor (ack) of Virginia, Youngkin signed 11 executive orders with one banning the teaching of "divisive concepts." What are "divisive concepts"? Anything that scares white... Continue Reading →
Give Us The Ballot
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell lives in an alternate reality where principles, hypocrisy, irony, and lying your ass off only apply to Democrats. If a Republican changes his mind and does the exact thing he railed on and on against previously, then you're not supposed to remember that. In fact, they laugh about it. Gotcha!... Continue Reading →
Patriotic Cuddle Bear
Ted Cruz is a coward. He can't defend his wife. He can't defend his state. He can't defend his country. A man attacks Ted Cruz's wife. What does Ted Cruz do? He becomes a sycophant for that man. His state is ravaged by a winter freeze leaving millions without power and killing hundreds. Ted flees... Continue Reading →