What was leaked out of the Supreme Court last week was a draft and not the final written opinion for the majority. Chief Justice John Roberts has confirmed its authenticity but has declared this isn't actually the final vote, though it is. But, I'm sure the draft will change because what we saw from the... Continue Reading →
Sieg Heil Ohio
Question: If you believe it's even slightly possible that someone could become America's Hitler, then why would you want that person's endorsement? In 2016, JD Vance, the hedgefund author guy who wrote "Hillbilly Elegy," texted his old college roommate telling him he thought Trump "might be America's Hitler." The lesser evil he envisioned was that... Continue Reading →
Alito’s Permission
The decision about to be handed down by the Supreme Court allowing states to outright ban abortion is a sexist one made mostly by men. These men have made up their minds about what a woman can or can't do with their bodies. They're not legislating what men can or can't do with their bodies.... Continue Reading →
Chastity Susie
Republican Senator Susan Collins was the final vote needed to confirm accused sexual assaulter and crying angry beer lover Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court where he will sit for the rest of his life casting votes to destroy human rights. At the time of Kavanaugh's vote in 2018, the Republicans held a slight majority... Continue Reading →
Disinformation Board
In their criticism of the Department of Homeland Security's newly-created Disinformation Governance Board, Republicans have one thing right. It's a stupid name. Maybe the agency thought that "governance" would explain the anti-disinformation part, but they failed to take into account that Republicans don't do well with the comprehension of things. And it's not like they... Continue Reading →
Trust Fund Fairies
The last time student loan forgiveness was in the news, a very conservative friend of mine posted her opposition to it on Facebook. Several of her like-minded friends jumped in and they all had one collective reason for opposing the government wiping out student debt and providing free college: They had to pay for college... Continue Reading →
Cartoon Bully
Ron De Santis is a bully. Republicans LOVE bullies. It's why they love Donald Trump so much. Republicans believe bullying people weaker than you is a sign of strength. It's also why they love Putin. But, bullying is just like it was in school. The bullies are cowards. They only pick on whom they believe... Continue Reading →
Guns & Panties
Stupid-ass North Carolina Republican congressman Madison Cawthorn was busted trying to sneak a gun through security in his carry-on bag at Charlotte Douglas International Airport...again. Yes. Again. This has happened before. This is how stupid Madison Cawthorn is. He's not just stupid enough to try to sneak a gun through airport security, thinking the X-ray... Continue Reading →
Perjury Dum-Dum
For Marjorie Taylor Greene to win her case to prove she's qualified for Congress, she has to play dumb. Playing dumb and stupid should be extremely easy for the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene because she got a head start. The only problem here is that it's difficult to tell when a moron is playing... Continue Reading →
The Elon Effect
I'm in Washington, D.C. for two cartoon events, one of which was last night. At that function, a reader of my blog told me he loved it but he rarely ever finishes reading it because they're always too long. I agree, so today's blog is going to be short. I talked to my good friend... Continue Reading →