The devil went down to Georgia and he was looking for a soul to steal, but he wasn't looking to pay for an abortion while claiming he's "pro-life," and then lie about it later. Former University of Georgia, NFL, and USFL running back Herschel Walker is proof that you can't let Donald Trump choose your... Continue Reading →
Who’s Absorbent?
I may have mentioned this in a blog a few days ago (I can't remember the things I do), but one of the rabid racist MAGAt sycophants whose Facebook page I check in on periodically to gauge the latest GOP outrage posted a tirade about how Biden was politicizing Hurricane Ian. This post was a... Continue Reading →
Sailing To Fluteghazi
Yarr, did you hear the one about the black flautist playing James Madison's flute? MAGAts haven't been this riled up over stupid bullshit since Disney's black mermaid. First off, let's get one controversy out of the way. "Flautist" is the correct term while "flutist" is more commonly used. I'm going with "flautist" just because I... Continue Reading →
Qrazy Love
Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband is leaving her which makes a lot of sense because he's married to Marjorie Taylor Greene. According to court documents, Perry Greene is filing on the grounds that the marriage is “irretrievably broken." Perry is also asking the Floyd County Superior Court to seal the divorce proceedings, “because the parties’ significant... Continue Reading →
Woke Hurricane
I have a lot of friends in Florida, as I'm sure you do as well. At the rate people are moving to the Sunshine State (making it the third most populous in the nation), it's probably impossible not to know someone in Florida. And I'm concerned for my friends in Florida. I don't want to... Continue Reading →
Hurricane Ron
Hurricane Dorian was an extremely powerful category 5 storm that hit the Atlantic ocean in 2019. It decimated much of the Bahamas before traveling up the east coast hitting Florida, Georgia, North Carolina (where it made landfall), and Virginia. It even hit Newfoundland and Nova Scotia with hurricane-force winds before finally petering out over Greenland.... Continue Reading →
Burqa, Hijab, Handmaid
Mahsa Amini, a 22-year-old Iranian woman was detained for allegedly failing to adhere to hijab (headscarf) rules in Iran. She died at a morality police detainment center. Protests have broken out in Iran following Amini's death with thousands of women burning their veils and hijabs. President Ebrahim Raisi warned that protesters would be dealt with... Continue Reading →
Horton Hears A Race-Baiting
The race for Pennsylvania's open senate seat between John Fetterman and Mehmet Oz is becoming more intense...and hateful. Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman, the Democrat, advocated for the release of Dennis and Lee Horton, long-incarcerated brothers serving life sentences for second-degree murder in a 1993 armed robbery. The brothers' sentences were commuted last year by Governor... Continue Reading →
Wossamotta Trump
Donald Trump's demand that a Special Master be appointed to the declassification case is now backfiring in his fat orange stupid face. Trump's legal team waited several weeks after the FBI seized stolen government documents, many of them classified, from Mar-a-Lago, his country club in South Florida ripe for bedbugs and spies from hostile nations.... Continue Reading →
Brokeback Waters
As this article in The Tempest points out, right-wingers have been upset over a black Little Mermaid since at least 2019. Some conservatives are using the term "blackwashing," stealing the term "whitewashing," which is when a white actor plays a non-white character. I saw a few posts saying Disney should now do live remakes of... Continue Reading →