Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Mississippi is about to take a test. The test will determine if they're more ignorant and ass backwards than Georgia, and just as much as North Carolina. Republican lawmakers in Mississippi really hate gay people. Let's be fair. Maybe they don't hate gay people. They just realize they can capitalize on their voters' hatred. The... Continue Reading →
I decided to take the kids hacking into an iPhone cliche and roll it into the cliche of only millennials voting for Bernie. I saw a lot of cartoons and heard a lot of jokes about the FBI needing children to hack into an iPhone and how young voters, and those not old enough to... Continue Reading →
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
Let's start this off with a clear understanding. The people striving to make abortion illegal are not "pro life." Pro life means being for life. You can't say you don't want a fetus terminated but you're for war, endless wars, unprovoked wars, wars for profit, or just for the Hell of it wars. You also... Continue Reading →
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Michelle Fields, a reporter for Breitbart, claimed that Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her and left bruises on her arm. This happened after a Trump press conferences in Jupiter, Florida, on the night of a primary. The Trump campaign never admits wrongdoing or apologizes. They claimed it never happened. Lewandowski tweeted, because these people... Continue Reading →
There is a petition to allow guns at the Republican National Convention and so far it's gained 25,000 votes. The convention will be held at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland. The owners of the arena cite private property in not allowing guns at the convention. I don't blame them. Would you really wanna be in... Continue Reading →
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret if you promise it won't freak you out. You have already shared a public restroom with a transgender person. Oh no! Do you want to know why they were in there? They probably had to use the restroom. Freaks, I know. We should pass more laws.... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
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