Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
This cartoon first ran December 7, 2018, in The Costa Rica Star. Costa Rica's credit rating was downgraded, again, by Moody's credit rating agency. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of something that disparages, slanders, and disrespects Dear Leader and his sycophantic followers? Hopefully, you. Making a contribution supports my... Continue Reading →
A seven-year-old Guatemalan girl died in the Custody of Border Patrol (CBP) last week. The Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) statement has only raised more questions than it answers. The girl and her father were apprehended with a large group of migrants in a remote span of the New Mexico Desert. Reportedly, she hadn't eaten... Continue Reading →
Austin Powers defeated the fembots by crossing his mojo with their mojo. Apparently, crossing mojos will make a fembot's head explode. I don't think the National Rifle Association has any mojo to cross, and their heads will be the ones doing the exploding. I am always intrigued that the loudest screamers are hypocrites and... Continue Reading →
I'm not the most tech savvy person. I bought my first iPhone several months ago and I probably only understand about ten percent of what it can do. I check out the analytics and views of my website each day, and I try to understand it. I wanted to award myself a medal when I... Continue Reading →
Just another silly little bonus cartoon for you. Enjoy. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of something that disparages, slanders, and disrespects Dear Leader and his sycophantic followers? Hopefully, you. Making a contribution supports my work and keeps the cartoons, columns, and videos coming. My income is from newspapers that... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the great negotiator, negotiated himself into a box yesterday. Trump told Senator Chuck Schumer that if he doesn't get what he wants for funding a border wall with Mexico, that he would shut the government down and take all the blame for it. He said, on camera, that he wouldn't blame Schumer or... Continue Reading →
Wanna learn something about me? Tough. You're gonna hear it anyway. Once, I was offered a job in a political campaign. Not just any position either, I was offered to be a campaign manager of a congressional campaign. You probably thought I didn't have any skill or experience in that area. You were right. It... Continue Reading →
There's a debate raging on social media whether "Baby, it's cold outside" is about rape or not. Many liberals are saying it's totally rapey and conservatives are saying it's not, and the lady has to keep the baby. Some radio stations have banned the song and now they're receiving hundreds of complaints, which is kinda... Continue Reading →
Federal prosecutors have now accused Donald Trump, who is still president of the United States by some bad joke perpetrated by the universe, of committing two felonies. What Trump did was direct his lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen to make illegal payments to a porn star and a Playmate who were threatening his presidential campaign in 2016.... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump likes to hire people he thinks look good on television. White House sources said he was hesitant about hiring John Bolton as National Security Adviser because his mustache looks ridiculous. Walruses disagree. Trump watches a lot of TV, specifically Fox & Friends. Morning schedules at the White House list the time block occupied... Continue Reading →
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