Sith and Boogers


Read the blog at my Substack, then please subscribe to help support my cartooning and blogging. Signed prints: Each signed print costs $40.00. Every cartoon at Claytoonz is available. Payment is accepted through PayPal, Venmo (clay-jones-87), or snail mail to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. Add to the note what you’re purchasing. Tales... Continue Reading →

Who’s The Boss?


Read the blog at my Substack, then please subscribe to help support my cartooning and blogging. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon at Claytoonz is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. I can also take... Continue Reading →

If He Wins


TIME Magazine was able to get an interview with Donald Trump which was unique because he usually only gives interviews to sycophantic outlets that don't ask challenging questions like Fox News, Breitbart, NewsMax, Daily Stormer, Sputnik, Golden Showers Afficianado, etc, etc. The title of the article is If He Wins, and hoo boy, there's a... Continue Reading →

West Wing Cocaine Bear


A suspicious white powder was found at the White House yesterday and after an evacuation and inspection by the Secret Service, a big sigh of relief was let out that it was only cocaine. Also, isn't the Secret Service full of Trumpers? Of course, if you're a MAGAt, the first joke is, "Where is Hunter?... Continue Reading →

Color GOP Sexy


Republicans are having racist conniption fits over President Joe Biden's pledge to nominate a black woman to fill the vacancy left on the Supreme Court by Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement. They're trying to mask their opposition to Biden's promise by claiming it's about choosing the most qualified person to sit on the highest court in... Continue Reading →

Putin On The Blitz


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday.  I already wrote about the subject so let me write about the cartoon. I had a great time drawing this cartoon. I usually send several ideas in rough sketches to my editors at CNN. Occasionally, I only... Continue Reading →

Ivanka’s Daddy


If you support right-wing troglodyte asshole policies and you live in New York City, you're not entirely on an island by yourself (See what I did there? Four of the five boroughs are literally on islands). There are plenty of Republicans in NYC. Unfortunately, those assholes are mostly in Staten Island. If you're a Manhattan... Continue Reading →

After MAGA


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I kinda expect other cartoonists to follow suit and do something similar to this. I wrote the previous sentence two days ago and now, I've seen about 15 cartoons like this. This cartoon focuses on the Oval... Continue Reading →

THE National Emergency


Apparently, we're under a "national emergency" that will allow Donald Trump to become a dictator. No. The emergency isn't over the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Breakfast Club dancing video or a congresswoman dropping an F-bomb while talking impeachment. Trump is threatening to declare a national emergency if Democrats don't give him $5 billion to start his racist... Continue Reading →

Kanye Blows


Whenever I come across a Trump supporter, I ask myself, "What the hell is wrong with this person?" Everything a Trump lover loves about Donald Trump is a lie. They bought a false image. Everything they claim they hate about Hillary Clinton perfectly fits Donald Trump. Everything, except for the vagina. But, whatever is afflicting... Continue Reading →

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