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In the race to murder as many civilians as they can, Benjamin Netanyahu is currently leading Vladimir Putin by over 25,000 deaths. Putin has a larger territory to cover than Bibi does, but he's hit a larger variety of civilian targets, like daycare centers, train stations, apartment buildings, playgrounds, theaters, bus stations, grocery stores, senior... Continue Reading →
Is Benjamin Netanyahu smarter than Donald Trump? While he likes to dish out the occasional conspiracy theory, I seriously doubt he's dumb enough to use Trump's lawyers and advisers. Bibi and Trump are reinstatement buddies with both promising to return. A return to office is possible with both, though Trump will NOT be "reinstated," and... Continue Reading →
Like Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu is desperate to cling to power and he'll do so through violent means. Other than losing power if he leaves office, like Trump, Netanyahu faces possible prison time for corruption. Trump mostly created boogeymen out of thin air while Bibi actually has one in Hamas, who are very willing to... Continue Reading →
There is no law prohibiting the United States government from assassinating foreign leaders and officials. There is an executive order issued in the 1970s by President Gerald Ford that has been upheld by every American president except Donald Trump, though to be fair, Trump probably isn't aware of it. But that order isn't enough to... Continue Reading →
Do you want to call Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner as witnesses in Donald Trump's impeachment trial? Why would anyone suggest that when they don't have anything to do with Donald Trump's attempt to bribe the president of Ukraine? Exactly. So, why call Hunter Biden? Oh, because there's nepotism? Does anyone in the Trump administration... Continue Reading →
The argument doesn't work anymore. But like most of Trump's arguments and excuses, the lie that he withheld military aid from Ukraine because he had to make sure the new administration wasn't corrupt is totally bogus. Trump himself made it clear it wasn't working when he changed the excuse to withholding the money because Europe... Continue Reading →
So, what's the most fashionable brand of designer boots to wear at a bloodshed of your father's creation? I'm sorry. That's not entirely fair. Ivanka was not at a bloodshed of her father's creation. She was at a party sixty miles away celebrating the cause of it. Why was our representation at the opening ceremony... Continue Reading →
Did Thanos kill you? Warning: This cartoon may contain spoilers. What? You already read it? Sorry. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made a presentation this week claiming that his nation's intelligence network has lifted documents proving Iran has lied about its ability to build a nuclear weapon. The problem with his presentation is that we... Continue Reading →
I want to play poker with Donald Trump. The man does not have a poker face. He has a Cheeto face, but not a poker face. If you ask him if he wants to call your raise he'd tell you that he doesn't have a full house. There's been a lot of talk in the... Continue Reading →
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