If Rudy Giuliani was a doctor, and he was your doctor, that would mean you are going to die. Likewise, if he was your lawyer, you're going to prison. Donald Trump does not hire the best and the brightest. He hires lackeys, flunkies, and lick-spittles. He hires people who will tell him what he wants... Continue Reading →
Trump Love Child
"Enquiring" minds want to know. Is there a Donald Trump love child out there? A love baby The Donald didn't want anyone to know about? And it's not Eric? As Trevor Noah said on his show, every kid in America who doesn't know his father is panicking right now. It does sound far-fetched that Trump... Continue Reading →
Witch Hunt
Donald Trump says the Special Counsel's investigation into his collusion with Russia and obstruction of justice is "the single greatest witch hunt in American history." The problem with this argument is that it's turning up a lot of witches. What else would you expect from an investigation into a person like Donald Trump who ran... Continue Reading →
Raiding The Fixer
Donald Trump said the raid on his private attorney's office is an attack on our country and what we all stand for. Apparently, we all stand for money laundering and paying porn stars hush money. Michael Cohen is less of an attorney and more of a personal fixer. It helps when you have a law... Continue Reading →
Nucken Futz & Associates
Donald Trump is in serious legal trouble. He's being investigated by Robert Mueller, a former head of the FBI and a man who investigated and prosecuted major financial fraud, terrorism and public corruption cases, as well as narcotics conspiracies and international money launderers. He oversaw prosecutions of Manuel Noriega, the Lockerbie bombing case, and the Gambino... Continue Reading →
Thirteen Russians
If there's one thing we should all be sure of, Hillary Clinton was the best presidential candidate because Vladimir Putin wanted us to elect Donald Trump. On Friday, Special Counsel Robert Mueller indicted thirteen Russians. Donald Trump FINALLY admitted Russia meddled in our election in a statement that was focused, surprise, entirely on himself. Trump... Continue Reading →
Future Model Prisoner Maybe
Yeah, I'm a jerk. To be a Trump sycophant one must shred their dignity, soul, respectability, credibility, decency, and perhaps all traces of what's left of their humanity. Reason and logic are pretty much out of the question too. In return, you may acquire a nice orange jumpsuit. When the first drips would come out... Continue Reading →
Groundhog Day…Again
I've heard several political pundits compare the Trump era to Groundhog Day. Not the day when a rodent pops out of a hole and predicts weather. They're comparing it to the great Bill Murray/Harold Ramis movie, Groundhog Day. Released in 1993, Bill Murray is an egotistical weatherman stuck indefinitely in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on Groundhog Day,... Continue Reading →
Defected Deflect
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump supporter Rudy Giuliani said he knew the FBI planned to review more emails tied to Hillary Clinton before FBI Director James Comey publicly announced that was what they were doing. Basically, he claimed the FBI LEAKED information to the Trump campaign, and he was proud of it. Giuliani said... Continue Reading →
Stomp The Yard
One thing I enjoy bashing my conservative cartooning colleagues over are talking points. They will repeat anything barked at them from Fox News. They've always been that way except now, they get their talking points from an illiterate narcissistic racist idiot. If Trump says there were good people among Nazis, then conservatives start talking about... Continue Reading →