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During jury selection of his hush-money trial, Donald Trump shared a post from Fox News' Jesse Watters claiming that liberal Trump haters were attempting to sneak on the jury. Just a few days before that, Republican Representative Byron Donalds explicitly pleaded with New York MAGAts to sneak onto the jury and acquit Donald Trump. As... Continue Reading →
Mike Lindell, the MyPillow fucker, has been one of the biggest champions of The Big Lie, that Donald Trump won the 2020 election and had it stolen from him. Mike Lindell is a liar who sells shitty pillows. Pushing the lie that Trump won is fraud, but Mike Lindell was scamming people long before his... Continue Reading →
Mike Lindell, a former crackhead who now sells shitty pillows and absurd conspiracy theories was served with a subpoena this week and had his cell phone seized by the FBI. How do we know this? Because Mike Lindell told us and displayed a picture of the subpoena on his online TV show, which I just... Continue Reading →
Is Benjamin Netanyahu smarter than Donald Trump? While he likes to dish out the occasional conspiracy theory, I seriously doubt he's dumb enough to use Trump's lawyers and advisers. Bibi and Trump are reinstatement buddies with both promising to return. A return to office is possible with both, though Trump will NOT be "reinstated," and... Continue Reading →
What happened to the Republican Party? They used to claim they were the party of personal responsibility. Now, not so much. It was just two years ago they couldn't stand to let a member occupy a seat on committees who expressed support for white supremacy. Now? They'll fight to defend a bigot who believes in... Continue Reading →
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists." That was a Hedy Lamarr, sorry, That's "Hedley," quote from Blazing Saddles when he was seeking... Continue Reading →
Remember when that underage terrorist twerp Kyle Rittenhouse went across state lines to shoot at people protesting for racial justice in Kenosha, Wisconsin and ended up killing two of them? He just made bail. You may be asking yourself, "How did an unemployed 16-year-old right-wing militia wannabe terrorist come up with $2 million for bail?".... Continue Reading →
We have to stop treating these people like they're normal. Donald Trump is not a normal person. Donald Trump is a conspiracy theorist totally devoid of ethics and a fraud. And if someone else happens to come along pushing bogus conspiracy theories and talking fruit loops out of their ass, Donald Trump will support their... Continue Reading →
There's been a lot of debates over whether the networks should broadcast Donald Trump's daily press conferences on the coronavirus. While there is pertinent information provided with these conferences, the majority of the time, they're just replacements for Donald Trump's hate rallies where he and everyone else speaking praises Donald Trump. But one aspect there... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump likes to hire people he thinks look good on television. White House sources said he was hesitant about hiring John Bolton as National Security Adviser because his mustache looks ridiculous. Walruses disagree. Trump watches a lot of TV, specifically Fox & Friends. Morning schedules at the White House list the time block occupied... Continue Reading →
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