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During closing arguments yesterday in Trump's hush money trial, the defense lawyer, Todd Blanche, worked to discredit the prosecution's main witness, Michael Cohen, as the MVP of liars and called the GLOAT, the Greatest Liar Of All Time. One of his arguments was that Donald Trump's reimbursements (in installments) to Michael Cohen, for paying off... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, his shitty lawyers, and shitty Republicans are attempting to discredit Michael Cohen who testified this week in the Trump hush money case. Cohen was the money man in paying Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet about her awkward and uncomfortable hotel quickie with Donald Trump. The way the scheme worked was that Cohen... Continue Reading →
I'll write about the problems with Michael Cohen's credibility tomorrow (maybe) but for now, let's focus on some of the things he said, especially regarding Donald Trump's third wife and the mother of his fifth child. Let's talk about Melania. Cohen testified in Donald Trump's hush money trial yesterday that the main reason for paying... Continue Reading →
I have three concerns with this cartoon. My first concern is the file size. My cartoons usually include a lot of detail which makes for large files. I create four files for each cartoon. The file for this one is incredibly small. The black and white jpeg of the cartoon is only 444K. That's small.... Continue Reading →
There are a LOT of reasons Donald Trump shouldn't be president starting with that orange crap on his face and whatever that thing is on his head. I'm not being petty. Anyone who believes that makes him look good doesn't have the sense required to order a basic cable package less enough to have the... Continue Reading →
Michael Cohen claimed during his congressional testimony last week that Donald Trump is a racist and he's heard him make racist comments over the years, including, "that black people would never vote for him because they were too stupid." Congressman Mark Meadows, a Republican on the House Oversight Committee, was expecting this and had a... Continue Reading →
Democrats spent the majority of Michael Cohen's testimony asking questions about Donald Trump. Republicans spent all of their time asking Michael Cohen questions about Michael Cohen. Republicans, ranking member Jim Jordan in particular, pointed out that the first witness called for the first hearing in the Democrat-controlled 116th Congress is a man convicted of lying... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has either lived a life dreaming of being a third-rate mobster or he actually is a third-rate mobster. But, you can't be a mobster without goons, and guess what. Trump has goons. Enter Rudy Giuliani (among others). When the Special Counsel Robert Mueller finally issues his report, obstruction of justice will surely be... Continue Reading →
Last night, CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin told Anderson Cooper, "Today's the first day I actually thought Donald Trump might not finish his term in office." There has been a lot of speculation from people who dislike Trump that he wouldn't finish his first term. You heard that before the inauguration. But, knowing just how... Continue Reading →
I can't predict if Donald Trump will be impeached or not. I can't predict if he'll go to jail. But I do feel pretty confident in predicting he's going to do one of two things, if not both. He's either going to start issuing pardons as if they're Pez candy and he's a dispenser, or... Continue Reading →
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